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"Kitten name."

My girlfriend 'surprised' me with a kitten at the weekend. The only problem is the poor thing hasn't got a name yet. Does anyone know any funky names for a girl kitten?

Conan the Barbie Arian

ßulle†† wrote:
> What colour is it?

Yes what colour is your girlfriend's furry bundle of love/pain/both? *Cough*

I don't like cats, I'm allergic to them, they are evil and smelly.

Dogs smell, cats are cleaner than your average radgie.

I DON'T LIKE CATS AND THEY DO SMELL! I'm allergic to them, they are loyal to no-one or nothing but themselves, cats should die!

If you can't think of a name/don't like the cat, tell your girlfriend that you won't be able to dedicate as much time or effort looking after and seeing her, as you have to tend to the cat.

Suggestions for names include Mog, Felix, Thunder, Smithkline and Beecham. Glaxo is good too.

I think the police should use sniffer cats. They can smell fish from miles away. May be able to help us find prostitutes.

Dunno about what you can call your cat. We're calling ours Yoshi when we get ours at Christmas

If she is a state, call her Jezebel.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I think the police should use sniffer cats. They can smell fish from
> miles away. May be able to help us find prostitutes.

Off hour research?