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"I was in a car crash tonight"

I wasn't driving.
I can't go into details for reasons of which I can't go in to. But I can say it was a very odd experience. It could have been very serious, but we were lucky.

I have a sore neck, sore wrist and I managed to punch myself in the plumbs, (I know you sick bashtards are laughing at that).

Anway. Hmm, feel odd.

Actually it was a guy in a wheelchair.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Actually it was a guy in a wheelchair.

Tim been law-breaking again then?

No, the trick for them is to drive past them, open the door and then brake. Watch as they crash into the door, fly from their chair and get stuck in the open window hole. Now do up the window, trapping said cripple.

who said he was a cripple - it was a stolen wheelchair.

He would be after my little stopping him move.

it's all fun and games until you realise your lunch was in the side pocket.

It's funny you say that.

After the crash the first thing I did was ask the driver if he was ok. I then thought...MY SANDWICH! Which was in the side door. I then thought, "am I hurt?". I then thought about getting out.

Odd thought priority.

How did you know i would laugh at that bit????

What bit? My bit? Oh well, at least my plumbs are plumb coloured now.

Trish wrote:
> Tim been law-breaking again then?

I never break the law.

*lights up*

*opens Pringles*