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"I was in a car crash tonight"

I wasn't driving.
I can't go into details for reasons of which I can't go in to. But I can say it was a very odd experience. It could have been very serious, but we were lucky.

I have a sore neck, sore wrist and I managed to punch myself in the plumbs, (I know you sick bashtards are laughing at that).

Anway. Hmm, feel odd.

I was in one on Monday too. Wasn't driving either. Just going to my girlfriend's house, which is in this little village in the middle of nowhere. We'd stopped to turn right into it and were waiting for traffic to clear to move off. Then a huge screeching sound came from behind. I sat there trying to work out if it was part of the music as she was listening to Radiohead and maybe they were being kooky. Anyway suddenly a car smashes into the back of us, all kinds of noises including breaking glass and my girlfriend shouting/screaming.

I was just starting to get out as the other car had stopped. Turns out it was just pausing as suddenly sped off down the road we were turning into. They wre either pu**ies, or had some reason why they couldn't stop e.g. drunk.

Neither of us were hurt (I don't care if they were or not) apart from slight cases of whiplash. Her car's now going to be written off and she was going to be stuck. Luckily my cars (which is same as hers...but not on purpose) not being used at the moment, so we put her name on the insurance instead of mine and she's driving again.

I knew you would

I actually LOL(ed) at your sore nuts.

EDIT: Think I'll replace plumbs with nuts.

Hahahahaha, I can't believe that you punched yourself in your jewels! Apart from that nothing else is funny, I got whiplash from being in a bus crash so I know what pain could be involved.

I did, but not on any Welsh channels, boyo.

;^)

English_Bloke wrote:
"I then thought...MY SANDWICH! Which was in the side door."
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...Did Ross then think you had leapt to protect him from a car back-firing, JOEY? ;D

(I take it nobody saw Friends on S4C last night, then...)

Next time, forget the seatbelt and go threw the window, slightly more fun.

Teach ya to race w0nt it :D

I not quite sure what you're insinuating, man.

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Trish wrote:
> Tim been law-breaking again then?

I never break the law.

*lights up*

*opens Pringles*