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"Am I the greatest comedian who ever lived?"

I just realised something, children, and that something is this:

I make myself laugh more than any other person or comedian ever has. I'm just the funniest guy who ever lived. Funny is in my bones. Funny is in my blood.
It is a part of me, it flows through my veins and I can feel it's ancient power surging through me.




I am The Funny.


So, in addition to being Best Looking and Greatest, that pretty much makes me set for life. Except for Most Modest: that's one title that always slips from my smooth yet muscular grasp.

I'm sure many more people will be greater comedians, after your death.

I just realised something, children, and that something is this:

I make myself laugh more than any other person or comedian ever has. I'm just the funniest guy who ever lived. Funny is in my bones. Funny is in my blood.
It is a part of me, it flows through my veins and I can feel it's ancient power surging through me.




I am The Funny.


So, in addition to being Best Looking and Greatest, that pretty much makes me set for life. Except for Most Modest: that's one title that always slips from my smooth yet muscular grasp.