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If you didn't know I've been diagnosed with Disociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personalities new name, they don't call it that any more because it encourages the thought that there are different living people inside someone's mind).

But ever since I've been diagnosed, every night without fail, bats have been flying smack into the windows of the room that I'm in at night.

Am I supposed to be dressing up as a bat and going out to fight crime? I'm very confused. Maybe if they smash the glass I'll do so.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> you're not insane grix. insanity is a label. life isn't black and
> white.

Wrong, bucko. You're even more insane than I am.

Grix is interesting

*imagines Grix flapping his wings, screaming "I'M Batman."*

:0)

you're not insane grix. insanity is a label. life isn't black and white.

now, how about some of that pie?

Yup, 100% (subject to personality) completely and officially insane. Don't act like you didn't know.

Yes, they are real bats. I don't believe it's me throwing stones at the window.

So, are you a classified nutter?

I mean that in a nice way, I hope I didn't make you cry.

I don't think it's bats, I think it's one of his multiple personalities throwing stones at his window whilst another him is in the room.

Are the bats real?

Call yourself Legion and solve crime by selling cheap ale and talking about the war.

Timmargh wrote:
> Just be glad it's not budgies! Imagine the costume ...

Heh! Brilliance.

*flashback of Family Guy excerpt in which Peter Griffin battles with the man in the chicken suit*