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I've been fiddling with it under my desk all day at work but I just can't get it up. I'm going out later and what happens if I were to pull a young lady, take her back to my place to show her it, and maybe let her touch it and it doesn't work?
She'd be intially impressed by its size and girth but when it's lying their all limp and pathetic, I'd be quite embarrassed. She'd claim that she doesn't mind and I'll claim that it's never happened before (it has let me down on several occassions). Then she'll make her excuses and leave. For the rest of my life, whenever I'd bump into her in a pub or club, or her mates, I'd become red faced and flustered.
Damn you! supposedly self inflating minature of the Eiffel tower. I'm never using you again in a vain attempt to con women into thinking I'm all cultured like.
In future I'll stick to what I know best, I'll go up to a bird and ask her if she wants to see my massive piece which has really impressive wood and then whip my big clock out.
It's made of mahogany and once belonged to Ghengis Khan.
She'd be intially impressed by its size and girth but when it's lying their all limp and pathetic, I'd be quite embarrassed. She'd claim that she doesn't mind and I'll claim that it's never happened before (it has let me down on several occassions). Then she'll make her excuses and leave. For the rest of my life, whenever I'd bump into her in a pub or club, or her mates, I'd become red faced and flustered.
Damn you! supposedly self inflating minature of the Eiffel tower. I'm never using you again in a vain attempt to con women into thinking I'm all cultured like.
In future I'll stick to what I know best, I'll go up to a bird and ask her if she wants to see my massive piece which has really impressive wood and then whip my big clock out.
It's made of mahogany and once belonged to Ghengis Khan.
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You can bring her off with a few other things too y'know.
I've been fiddling with it under my desk all day at work but I just can't get it up. I'm going out later and what happens if I were to pull a young lady, take her back to my place to show her it, and maybe let her touch it and it doesn't work?
She'd be intially impressed by its size and girth but when it's lying their all limp and pathetic, I'd be quite embarrassed. She'd claim that she doesn't mind and I'll claim that it's never happened before (it has let me down on several occassions). Then she'll make her excuses and leave. For the rest of my life, whenever I'd bump into her in a pub or club, or her mates, I'd become red faced and flustered.
Damn you! supposedly self inflating minature of the Eiffel tower. I'm never using you again in a vain attempt to con women into thinking I'm all cultured like.
In future I'll stick to what I know best, I'll go up to a bird and ask her if she wants to see my massive piece which has really impressive wood and then whip my big clock out.
It's made of mahogany and once belonged to Ghengis Khan.
She'd be intially impressed by its size and girth but when it's lying their all limp and pathetic, I'd be quite embarrassed. She'd claim that she doesn't mind and I'll claim that it's never happened before (it has let me down on several occassions). Then she'll make her excuses and leave. For the rest of my life, whenever I'd bump into her in a pub or club, or her mates, I'd become red faced and flustered.
Damn you! supposedly self inflating minature of the Eiffel tower. I'm never using you again in a vain attempt to con women into thinking I'm all cultured like.
In future I'll stick to what I know best, I'll go up to a bird and ask her if she wants to see my massive piece which has really impressive wood and then whip my big clock out.
It's made of mahogany and once belonged to Ghengis Khan.
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