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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

heh heh heh homer is a genius

Marge: Homer, try ro be nice to my sisters
Homer: Yes, i will be nice to them. Then i will hug some snakes. Yes, then i will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes... now that's sarcasm


Lisa: Dad, as you know, we have been swimming and have developed a taste for it. We believe the only solution is to buy a swimming pool and bear in mind that refusing will result in months of...
Kids: can we have a pool dad, can we have a pool dad
Homer: Agreed, let us celebrate this arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk

Whats wrong marge? are you hungry? sleepy? Gassy? is it gas? its gas isnt it?

Homer upon seeing Guy incognito: this man is my exact double!!! That dog has a puffy tail - here puffy!

Quick does anybody have a wet towel. Come over here fatty
Uter: dont make me run, i am full of chocolate

Silent Thunder wrote:
> "Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

Rrrr, that quote's at the bottom of this page.


Some of my favourites:

Hank Scorpio - "Homer, what's you're favourite country, Italy or France?"
Homer - Italy
Hank - Nobody ever says France *Launches missle*


*In court pleading parole*

Lawyer - Now, Sideshow Bob, if you are released, will you do anything to harm one Bart impson (something like that)
Bob - No
Lawyer - What about that tatoo on your chest which says DIE BART, DIE
Bob - No, that's just German, for err, "The Bart, The"
Audience/Crowd - Awwwww
Panelist - Nobody who speaks German could be evil! Approved!


Walking home from the casino
Marge - I've been a terrible mother and wife these past weeks, will you forgive me Homer?
Homer - I forgive you
*A few moments later*
Homer - you remember that time I came home drunk and did something (forgotten what)
Marge - Yes?
Homer - Well that's nothing, because youhave a gambling problem!!
Homer - You rememebr that time I did that? Well that's nothing, because you have a gambling problem!!

that's 'Grins keeper'.

Skinner: "... Grounds-Keeper Willy! Or should I say, Grunds-Keeper Willy! no, no... Grounds-Keeper Willy was correct."

Classic.

"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

I no this one was on the other night on Sky One, but its the first time ive really noticed how funny it is...

Lisa: "Dad! Your sinking into the quicksand"
Homer: "Not to worry, I'll just pull my legs out with my arms"

(gets stuck further)

Homer: "And now I'll pull my arms out with my face"

§pånkër wrote:
> this is probably my best simpsons quote, the quote may not make much
> sense on its own, but when u see it in the episode its hilarious, or
> at least i think it is
>
> Homer: "I hear digging, but i dont hear chopping! chop chop, dig
> dig..."
>
> or sumink like that

*Scans quote*

Yep, it's correct!

this is probably my best simpsons quote, the quote may not make much sense on its own, but when u see it in the episode its hilarious, or at least i think it is

Homer: "I hear digging, but i dont hear chopping! chop chop, dig dig..."

or sumink like that

[URL]http://www.bestsimpsonsquotes.homestead.com/[/URL]

Pretty good site, and you can hear all quotes.