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I just got a new game system
One that’s black and glistening
On long journeys you’d use them
Just not when you’re running
Play people around the world
And set a new high score
You can play games
You can watch films
All these things and more
It’s a PSP
It is so light
PSP
And its screen’s so bright
PSP
Don’t enter that code
PSP
Or it’ll implode!
No worries, aims, just some good games
Worms and God of War
GTA and Crisis Core
Still want more?
Get a Memory Stick
Save your progress
Jack Thompson is thick
But let’s not digress
LocoRoco’s not long
So just enjoy the songs
It’s a PSP
It is so light
PSP
And its screen’s so bright
PSP
Don’t enter that code
PSP
Or it’ll implode!
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
It is so light
PSP
And its screen’s so bright
PSP
Don’t enter that code
PSP
Or it’ll implode!
I even made a video for it (which I am using for a competition). I messed up a bit, but oh well.
PSP
PS. That's not me singing properly, don't worry (not that my actual singing is any better). :P
I just got a new game system
One that’s black and glistening
On long journeys you’d use them
Just not when you’re running
Play people around the world
And set a new high score
You can play games
You can watch films
All these things and more
It’s a PSP
It is so light
PSP
And its screen’s so bright
PSP
Don’t enter that code
PSP
Or it’ll implode!
No worries, aims, just some good games
Worms and God of War
GTA and Crisis Core
Still want more?
Get a Memory Stick
Save your progress
Jack Thompson is thick
But let’s not digress
LocoRoco’s not long
So just enjoy the songs
It’s a PSP
It is so light
PSP
And its screen’s so bright
PSP
Don’t enter that code
PSP
Or it’ll implode!
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
oi, oi, oi
PSP
It is so light
PSP
And its screen’s so bright
PSP
Don’t enter that code
PSP
Or it’ll implode!
I even made a video for it (which I am using for a competition). I messed up a bit, but oh well.
PSP
PS. That's not me singing properly, don't worry (not that my actual singing is any better). :P