Viewing Thread:
"Apparently Santa Claus is coming to town"

Sorry... when did Christmas begin on the 13th of November (and before)

These adverts ruin the build-up when they start so early... it's still agggeeesss away. I'm fed up seeing them and then needing to go and walk in the rain for many weeks until it is actually Christmas.

I love Christmas but this annoys me... 1st December they should start so there.

Also in my local shopping centre they have 3 Santa's grottos... emmm okay.

----

And last... the news is annoying me.

" Well the firefighters are on strike so here's Patricia to tell you how to make sure you don't catch fire "

" Yes thanks Pete. Don't be a complete and utter moron "

----

If your house doesn't have smoke alarm, or they don't work then you're a mong. Or if you leave candles alight or such then you're a moron.

Also all that crap in the Queen's speach... oh yeah very modern government isn't it.

Link in this post

What do Santa Claus and Black Rod have in common?

They both only work one day a year.

Dav1d wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Cool, what size of saddle does she take?
>
> You be talkin bout my sister like that and I rip your head off....
> capiche? ;-)

Heh, nice angle.

cookie monster wrote:
> Cool, what size of saddle does she take?

You be talkin bout my sister like that and I rip your head off.... capiche? ;-)

Dav1d wrote:
> My sister always asked santa for a pony.... she got a hamster instead

Cool, what size of saddle does that take?

My Dad just told me that he can't be bothered with Christmas so he's cancelling it. So no pwesents for meeee den.

My sister always asked santa for a pony.... she got a hamster instead

Yes, very good

Thanks, now my eyes are bleeding.

A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony A pony

Dav1d wrote:
> Dont you hate it when you open up an envelope at christmas and theres
> no money in it?
>
> Call me ungrateful, but what the hell am I supposed to do with a
> "Happy Xmas" card?

Cherrish it on the mantle piece...

Dont you hate it when you open up an envelope at christmas and theres no money in it?

Call me ungrateful, but what the hell am I supposed to do with a "Happy Xmas" card?