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Listen here, and don't you swoon
At this, my tale of woe.
I lost my wife to Harvest Moon
That game, it is my foe.
The Gamecube pings, the cow goes moo,
the doggy barks it's bark.
The wife cries out 'yay!', 'crap!' and 'poo!'
Playing long past fall of dark.
But for all of my complaints,
it's simply not all true.
Her gaming is unrestraining,
My love of FFX-2.
She woos her girl and tends her herds,
While my dresspheres swap;
I do battle as three young birds,
As sunlight ripens her crop.
She harvests; I fight.
Get married? She might.
Level-up? Not half.
Her cow has a calf.
The extra cost of a second TV
Is worth it's weight in marital bliss.
I hope her cows don't catch BSE
She hopes that my Firaga won't miss.
This is, my friends,
An idyllic life
I fight off fiends,
Sat next to the wife.
At this, my tale of woe.
I lost my wife to Harvest Moon
That game, it is my foe.
The Gamecube pings, the cow goes moo,
the doggy barks it's bark.
The wife cries out 'yay!', 'crap!' and 'poo!'
Playing long past fall of dark.
But for all of my complaints,
it's simply not all true.
Her gaming is unrestraining,
My love of FFX-2.
She woos her girl and tends her herds,
While my dresspheres swap;
I do battle as three young birds,
As sunlight ripens her crop.
She harvests; I fight.
Get married? She might.
Level-up? Not half.
Her cow has a calf.
The extra cost of a second TV
Is worth it's weight in marital bliss.
I hope her cows don't catch BSE
She hopes that my Firaga won't miss.
This is, my friends,
An idyllic life
I fight off fiends,
Sat next to the wife.
You left off the verse where you beat her to death with the Gamecube and buried her beneath the patio, the Harvest Moon disc jammed between her dead jaws.
My other half loves my gameplaying.
Don't you?
Damn, she's melted again...
Don't you?
Damn, she's melted again...
Martial bliss :D
Now if only I could get my other half to be the same.
Now if only I could get my other half to be the same.
Hehe.
Get your gaming in his 'n hers! :-D
Having said that, you both picked the most anti-social games to play. It's like reading a book at night...
Get a nice multiplayer game where you can play together!
Although finding something that would appeal to both of you... :-S
Get your gaming in his 'n hers! :-D
Having said that, you both picked the most anti-social games to play. It's like reading a book at night...
Get a nice multiplayer game where you can play together!
Although finding something that would appeal to both of you... :-S
Listen here, and don't you swoon
At this, my tale of woe.
I lost my wife to Harvest Moon
That game, it is my foe.
The Gamecube pings, the cow goes moo,
the doggy barks it's bark.
The wife cries out 'yay!', 'crap!' and 'poo!'
Playing long past fall of dark.
But for all of my complaints,
it's simply not all true.
Her gaming is unrestraining,
My love of FFX-2.
She woos her girl and tends her herds,
While my dresspheres swap;
I do battle as three young birds,
As sunlight ripens her crop.
She harvests; I fight.
Get married? She might.
Level-up? Not half.
Her cow has a calf.
The extra cost of a second TV
Is worth it's weight in marital bliss.
I hope her cows don't catch BSE
She hopes that my Firaga won't miss.
This is, my friends,
An idyllic life
I fight off fiends,
Sat next to the wife.
At this, my tale of woe.
I lost my wife to Harvest Moon
That game, it is my foe.
The Gamecube pings, the cow goes moo,
the doggy barks it's bark.
The wife cries out 'yay!', 'crap!' and 'poo!'
Playing long past fall of dark.
But for all of my complaints,
it's simply not all true.
Her gaming is unrestraining,
My love of FFX-2.
She woos her girl and tends her herds,
While my dresspheres swap;
I do battle as three young birds,
As sunlight ripens her crop.
She harvests; I fight.
Get married? She might.
Level-up? Not half.
Her cow has a calf.
The extra cost of a second TV
Is worth it's weight in marital bliss.
I hope her cows don't catch BSE
She hopes that my Firaga won't miss.
This is, my friends,
An idyllic life
I fight off fiends,
Sat next to the wife.