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Is this cool?
Is that cool?
Is this cool?
What about him? Is he cool?
Was that cool?
Is this cool?
Am I cool?
How about now? Am I cool now?
IS THIS COOL?
AM I COOL NOW?
AM I COOL?"
"Umm no"
"A sound?"
"rauhnmgh"
"Thanks Alan"
Tried too hard.
Still had the odd moment that raised a smile (the two fat blokes wrestling in a fishmongers was a particularly pleasing image), but not that good overall.
The only bit I laughed a bit at was the American presenter " Not a bad way to go, having a banana laughing to death, beats the hell out of beng killed by a slab of frozen urine ".
Just as well I have The Day Today and Brass Eye with me, shame it is a few years old now.
For anyone that hasn't seen The Day Today, or Brasseye, go and rent/buy it, then compare to Broken News. You'll find out where they stole the frozen urine story (I mean...what the hell...the writers had watched tv before I assume, it was blatant!), and an early appearance from Alan Partridge. You'll never watch the news in the same way, basically.
"Peter, you're lying in a news grave. Do you know what the headstone says?"
"News?"
"Thank you, Peter"
"I hate Sebastian Coe!"
Then go and buy Jam, Jaaaaaam, and Nathan Barley. Also, Screenburn by Charlie Brooker. Then I'll be friends with you.
*Braces himself*
*Bursts into tears*
*Bursts into tears*