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"Oh Sweet Lord"

I work in a charity shop and I'm in charge of volunteers and such.
I went in today and instead of 60 year old women I was met with two pretty females called Crystal and Amber.

Now, they weren't porn stars but.... Christian Missionaires all the way from Nashville.

They were quite possibly the most attractive people I have ever seen. They didn't even try to Jesus talk me up either. I think Satan is trying to steal my soul... but alas they left.

The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away.

lcarus wrote:
>
> REDHEADS PHWOAR

I hope thats not lads as well?!?

Yea i like both names.. Amber and Emily were my favourite names!

well they still are though it would be weird calling a kid the name of your ex's new gf..

but weezles sneezles its a rockin name

but anyway I am a beastette so all is well!


lcarus wrote:
> I knew someone called Amber. And Crystal too, though she was from a
> massage parlour.
>
> Also, Lil Ginge you sexy beastette.
>
> REDHEADS PHWOAR

I knew someone called Amber. And Crystal too, though she was from a massage parlour.

Also, Lil Ginge you sexy beastette.

REDHEADS PHWOAR

English_Bloke wrote:
> Talent? What church do you go to?
>
> I was well liked by the females at my old church. There was one lady
> that really liked me, but she had her own hump, so I didn't
> need to give her one...


one where there young and beautiful...

The mass amount of male talent is pretty darn good to. More so than elsewhere id say!

... hillsong london freaks me out tho. they are all australian and tanned and stunning.

But hey rock on

Talent? What church do you go to?

I was well liked by the females at my old church. There was one lady that really liked me, but she had her own hump, so I didn't need to give her one...

lol..

my friend has decided to persue church because of the talent.

amen brother - amen

Ah, Crystal & Amber on top of each other in missionary position...

Nah my edit was in fact for two very stupid typos: thinki and positon :D

Bullett wrote:
> I'm sure Sheepy was thinking of Missionary - and how he'd like to do
> the position with Crystal and Amber...

You really didn't need the edited additiont there Bullett ^^

Oh they were missionaries alright, trying to convert people to transvestitism I DO BELIEVE