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I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship

Cong_Man wrote:
> Price list:-
>
> Men: £100
> Fat Men: £200
> Women: £300
> Hedfix/Padraic/Snoop Dogg: Free of charge.

I will keep that in mind for when my girlfriend get on my nerves!

well dont you know poor little snoopdoggy is no more :D

Price list:-

Men: £100
Fat Men: £200
Women: £300
Hedfix/Padraic/Snoop Dogg: Free of charge.

Cong_Man wrote:
> Save your money.
>
> Hire a sniper.
>
> (C) Cong Man's sniper advice 2005.

I could be interested in these services. Do you have a price list? Were you the inspiration behind the Hitman games?

Aikor wrote:
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship

If you have to ask, she's not interested. Such is life.

Save your money.

Hire a sniper.

(C) Cong Man's sniper advice 2005.

Aikor wrote:
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship

Take a white, cotton glove out of your pocket. Walk up to him & slap him around the face quoting the words "I challenge you to a duel". If he doesn't accept then he will look like a dishonorable man, and you can just walk off into the sunset with the lady on your arm! If he does accept, then just cheat & turn up with a few friends, beat him & steal his lady friend! Should work a charm.

MJ wrote:
> SnoopDogg has first hand advice, heed his warning.

Very true MJ.

SnoopDogg has first hand advice, heed his warning.

Aikor wrote:
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship

Don't try and do this, you will end up with a sore eye and be the laughing stock.