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"I got assaulted last night, the bastar..."

It's friday night, so everyone has a right to go out and enjoy themselves. I fully believe this atleast and had one of my bests nights out for a while in London. However, on my way home, I caught the train on the wrong side of the platform. This means that it follows the exact same stations until it's too late. At this point me and a mate got off. (In hindsite it was possible that one more stop would have taken us to my place, but this wasn't a certainty)

However having got off at this particular station, I knew the way to his house, so we caught a bus to near enough his house. This near enough was going to be a problem though. It's 10:30 and we're walking down a street I've walked down 50 times in daylight, but this time it was different (obviously). We walk past these 4 guys who look like trouble, but neither of us say anything... until we've past them. Then, when they're coming from behind they call out all their stupid "rude boy" s**t and try to start something. We still say nothing, but one guy rifles through my pockets. So I knock his hand away and say that universal phrase- "Leave it." He seems to take offence and chases me down the street. I see that he's gonna catch up, so I stop. Atleast face to face is better than him tripping me up. He says something then punches me right in the face. I drop to the floor and play dead. He kicks me a couple of times then runs off with his mates.

My friends alright and all they took from him was his broken £5 watch from Sicily. They took neither my phone, nor my wallet. At this point we run to his house just to play it safe. The police are called and I have a bag of frozen chips to put on my eye. (Who the hell doesn't have peas?) Within 5 minutes we have 2 copper cars round the front and their asking to go with them around the area to identify them. (I praise them for this, very suprised indeed!) There's no sight of them and we go back. I slept most of today in my bed and am listening to my Travis now.

This may seem like I'm looking for sympathy, but I'm not. Infact it's a bit pointless except for saying:

I knew all this was happening every mintue of the night, but it was my first assault/mugging in London, so maybe I was just lucky for it to take so long.

I don't have any of this mental trauma, but maybe that's because I was just waiting for it to happen anyway.

I was lucky that they were'nt looking to cause some serious trouble.

I'm gonna try to never ever catch the wrong train. The right one would've saved us half an hour and prevented me from getting lamped.

Foszy wrote:
> 3 lads thought
> it would be funny to put there kfc bag on my head when i was being
> ill.

Best bit.

But the bag on the head is indeed high-lerious

It most definitely does not.

That doesn't make sense..

The one time i got attacked was once in Milton Keynes 3 lads thought it would be funny to put there kfc bag on my head when i was being ill. I can see why this would be funny, but i responded in a bad way started throwing punches, the lot. Only one problem was cudnt see anythign because of the dam bag on my head. We all laughed once i fugured out what was going on.

Did they catch them?

This is the one thing I miss about the force. Catching and seeing the look of "Oh poo" on these idiots faces. Hard luck, man. It's a pity that these people just go out to spoil other people's fun. So long as you're not badly injured is the main thing.

Man one time some kid five yeras older then me punched me in the jaw for no reason. So I fought him off and ran with my brother who was only five years old. I hate jerks like that.

It's funny cause it's true.

Clazon wrote:
> Drexyl wrote:
>
> I let him "kick" me. He put no force into it at all, for
> some reason. The punch wasn't that powerful either.
>
> Was it a chav?
>
> It was a "rude boy".

The weak offense could probably be explained by all the smoke and booze his mother took in while she was pregnant. Had disasterous affects on him.