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*Wretches*
Sloe gin = the bestest.
> munn wrote:
> Buckfast
>
> Buckfast is the work of Satan and his happy little helpers. One
> bottle is enough to turn the most mild mannered person into a
> swearing, spitting, violent lunatic unrecognisable to their friends.
> This on it's own would be bad enough, but the hangover this drink
> produces magnifies the "oh ****, what the hell did I do
> yesterday?" to Epic propotions.
>
> I have never drank this foul and evil liquid since my first teenage
> dabble.
I know.
But Bacardi is worse.
Bacardi is latino shitstuff
And Buckfast is made by monks, so it's holy.
.....
And drink isn't strong till it dissolves the table when spilt..
Not that alcohol can dissolve a table.
> Buckfast
Buckfast is the work of Satan and his happy little helpers. One bottle is enough to turn the most mild mannered person into a swearing, spitting, violent lunatic unrecognisable to their friends. This on it's own would be bad enough, but the hangover this drink produces magnifies the "oh ****, what the hell did I do yesterday?" to Epic propotions.
I have never drank this foul and evil liquid since my first teenage dabble.
> It's a marketing ploy, it's not really strong.
> False advertising it is.
It's 5.3 abv in a can. On draught, 4.5 abv. Even on draught, it's stronger than fosters, carling etc which usually average 3.5. Premium beers like Grolsh and Stella (awful chemical flavoured pish) usually hit the 5 abv mark.
I thought the ..... was referring to the fact that I said Strongbow wasn't strong, but then you edited it.
But Most whiskys > Strongbow > Other Ciders > Most other stuff > Beer > Buckfast > Bacardi(BACARDI!!! ARGHHHHHHH!)
:-)
False advertising it is.