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Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)
avoid the short ones..they aren't very good
I'll start off:
oh cr@p I've lost my joke book.
Ohwell.......
Where to you tumphe?
A newspaper.
delighted.
So, her father sits her down, and says he has always promised to tell her the truth, however embarrassing it may appear.
He begins a long and involved tale about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, hormones, erections, contraception and abortion.
The girl is awe-struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge, and turns silent. Her father asks: "So how come you suddenly want to know about sex?"
"Oh," she replies. "It's just that mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of sec's..."
A stick.
A stick.
Shoot the people pushing it.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Put a shoe on your head.