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"*Cries*"

I head butted one of my shelves today.

Now I think I have a lump the size of everest on my forehead..you know like in Tom and Jerry cartoons.

Evil shelf. If I didn't need you so much I'd destroy you right now.
*Cries*
My poor head.

I head butted one of my shelves today.

Now I think I have a lump the size of everest on my forehead..you know like in Tom and Jerry cartoons.

Evil shelf. If I didn't need you so much I'd destroy you right now.
*Cries*
My poor head.

Oh come here, let me kiss it better.

Did you not see it?

I was at work the other day and i saw this woman open the shelf but i still bend down and headbutted it, kinda like i done it on purpose!!

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Oh come here, let me kiss it better.

* Growl's *

Nope, I was concentrating on moving my bed back towards the wall. I do it all the time. Why don't I learn?..Hmmm maybe I give myself amesia or something...

Nope, I was concentrating on moving my bed back towards the wall. I do it all the time. Why don't I learn?..Hmmm maybe I give myself amesia or something....

Nope, I was concentrating on moving my bed back towards the wall. I do it all the time. Why don't I learn?..Hmmm maybe I give myself amesia or something....

I had a punch thrown at me last night. luckily the guy was extremely drunk, as was I, and his weedy badly directed punch glanced off my shoulder/neck.

*rubs neck*

borat 1
drunk loser 0

Look at all them posts..or did you mean to do it?

Mystique - 5 post wonder.