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Spielberg makes yet another sugary, "Awwww shucks" movie.
What has happened to him? He used to be good dammit - Jaws, Close Encounters, Raiders. But now, even with the serious films he attempts, he has to jet his sugarwad all over the script and make sure we leave the cinema feeling like, gosh, all is well with the world.
Including Schindler's List ("With this pin, 1 more Jew") and Private Ryan ("Tell me I've been a good man"), he just can't not make it all nice and lovely for the world.
And it stars Tom "So nice it makes me vomit" Hanks.
Spielberg & Hanks.
A film about a man living in an airport because of an immigration balls-up
Even the teaser poster makes me want to smash Hanks' skull in and dance about in his skin being all "Look at meeeee, I'm soooo nice and preeeedy"
[URL]http://www.theterminal-themovie.com/[/URL]
Look at his stupid fat head and his "Golly Gee!" Richy Cunningham face
What has happened to him? He used to be good dammit - Jaws, Close Encounters, Raiders. But now, even with the serious films he attempts, he has to jet his sugarwad all over the script and make sure we leave the cinema feeling like, gosh, all is well with the world.
Including Schindler's List ("With this pin, 1 more Jew") and Private Ryan ("Tell me I've been a good man"), he just can't not make it all nice and lovely for the world.
And it stars Tom "So nice it makes me vomit" Hanks.
Spielberg & Hanks.
A film about a man living in an airport because of an immigration balls-up
Even the teaser poster makes me want to smash Hanks' skull in and dance about in his skin being all "Look at meeeee, I'm soooo nice and preeeedy"
[URL]http://www.theterminal-themovie.com/[/URL]
Look at his stupid fat head and his "Golly Gee!" Richy Cunningham face
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Spielberg makes yet another sugary, "Awwww shucks" movie.
What has happened to him? He used to be good dammit - Jaws, Close Encounters, Raiders. But now, even with the serious films he attempts, he has to jet his sugarwad all over the script and make sure we leave the cinema feeling like, gosh, all is well with the world.
Including Schindler's List ("With this pin, 1 more Jew") and Private Ryan ("Tell me I've been a good man"), he just can't not make it all nice and lovely for the world.
And it stars Tom "So nice it makes me vomit" Hanks.
Spielberg & Hanks.
A film about a man living in an airport because of an immigration balls-up
Even the teaser poster makes me want to smash Hanks' skull in and dance about in his skin being all "Look at meeeee, I'm soooo nice and preeeedy"
[URL]http://www.theterminal-themovie.com/[/URL]
Look at his stupid fat head and his "Golly Gee!" Richy Cunningham face
What has happened to him? He used to be good dammit - Jaws, Close Encounters, Raiders. But now, even with the serious films he attempts, he has to jet his sugarwad all over the script and make sure we leave the cinema feeling like, gosh, all is well with the world.
Including Schindler's List ("With this pin, 1 more Jew") and Private Ryan ("Tell me I've been a good man"), he just can't not make it all nice and lovely for the world.
And it stars Tom "So nice it makes me vomit" Hanks.
Spielberg & Hanks.
A film about a man living in an airport because of an immigration balls-up
Even the teaser poster makes me want to smash Hanks' skull in and dance about in his skin being all "Look at meeeee, I'm soooo nice and preeeedy"
[URL]http://www.theterminal-themovie.com/[/URL]
Look at his stupid fat head and his "Golly Gee!" Richy Cunningham face
Heh, hanks look like a mong on the poster. But i quite like him as an actor.
Aye, when he was starting out, he took risks. Can you ever see him having a shark eat a kid now? Neither can I.............
Minority Report was a good Speilberg film.
I liked it anyway, but I've been told I am shallow before :D
I liked it anyway, but I've been told I am shallow before :D
It's got Zeta-Jones in though, which can be good (Intolerable Cruelty, Traffic) or bad (Chicago, Chicago, Chicago)
I found Intolerable Cruelty to be abysmal at best. Although she was great in Entrapment.
Well, you're wrong. Cruelty was a superb film.
"Does she have representation?"
"She has rottweilers."
"...Not a good sign."
It's such a smooth film, mostly thanks to Clooney.
"Does she have representation?"
"She has rottweilers."
"...Not a good sign."
It's such a smooth film, mostly thanks to Clooney.
Well, let's face it, has Clooney done a bad film? Much like Christopher Walken.
Clooney bad = Welcome To Colinwood. Not my kettle of fish.
Intolerable Cruelty was class though.
Pinnacle of Clooney Good = O Brother, Where Art Thou.
Intolerable Cruelty was class though.
Pinnacle of Clooney Good = O Brother, Where Art Thou.
I got served by a man at Morrisons who looked like Tom Hanks. In fact, it probably was Tom Hanks researching a role for a Speilberg film about a guy who works in Morrisons and is very, very happy.
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