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FREE "Jesus in the Desert" colouring book & yellow crayons!
FREE Piece of true cross blessed by Uri Geller!
FREE 5 "Get Out Of Sin Free" cards!
FREE "Shround of Turin" Tea-towel!
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FREE Bible autographed by Forest Fan himself!
FREE Cassette tape of Christian rock songs!
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*Bonus offer* FREE Entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven!
All we ask for in return is your soul and obedience for all eternity. And your address and credit card details.
FREE Badge that says "I follow the Lord (although I've never met him)"!
FREE Bi-monthly magazine of religious rants and tracts!
FREE "Jesus in the Desert" colouring book & yellow crayons!
FREE Piece of true cross blessed by Uri Geller!
FREE 5 "Get Out Of Sin Free" cards!
FREE "Shround of Turin" Tea-towel!
FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
FREE Bible autographed by Forest Fan himself!
FREE Cassette tape of Christian rock songs!
FREE "The Story of King David" on VHS, starring Dennis Hopper and Elizabeth Hurley!
*Bonus offer* FREE Entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven!
All we ask for in return is your soul and obedience for all eternity. And your address and credit card details.
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monkey_man wrote:
> FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
I hear that the Church want people to put "heathen on board" and "I'm a sinner make your crash into a winner" stickers on their cars, if they are non-christian.
That way if a Christian is going to be involved in a car crash they may be able to identify a heathen or sinner to take with them*.
* of course this does not infer any entrance to the Kingdom of Heaven.
> FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
I hear that the Church want people to put "heathen on board" and "I'm a sinner make your crash into a winner" stickers on their cars, if they are non-christian.
That way if a Christian is going to be involved in a car crash they may be able to identify a heathen or sinner to take with them*.
* of course this does not infer any entrance to the Kingdom of Heaven.
monkey_man wrote:
> Membership includes:
>
> FREE Badge that says "I follow the Lord (although I've never met
> him)"!
> FREE Bi-monthly magazine of religious rants and tracts!
> FREE "Jesus in the Desert" colouring book & yellow
> crayons!
> FREE Piece of true cross blessed by Uri Geller!
> FREE 5 "Get Out Of Sin Free" cards!
> FREE "Shround of Turin" Tea-towel!
> FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
> FREE Bible autographed by Forest Fan himself!
> FREE Cassette tape of Christian rock songs!
> FREE "The Story of King David" on VHS, starring Dennis
> Hopper and Elizabeth Hurley!
>
> *Bonus offer* FREE Entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven!
>
> All we ask for in return is your soul and obedience for all eternity.
> And your address and credit card details.
"autographed by FOREST FAN" I never agreed to that now monkey_man, did I?
> Membership includes:
>
> FREE Badge that says "I follow the Lord (although I've never met
> him)"!
> FREE Bi-monthly magazine of religious rants and tracts!
> FREE "Jesus in the Desert" colouring book & yellow
> crayons!
> FREE Piece of true cross blessed by Uri Geller!
> FREE 5 "Get Out Of Sin Free" cards!
> FREE "Shround of Turin" Tea-towel!
> FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
> FREE Bible autographed by Forest Fan himself!
> FREE Cassette tape of Christian rock songs!
> FREE "The Story of King David" on VHS, starring Dennis
> Hopper and Elizabeth Hurley!
>
> *Bonus offer* FREE Entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven!
>
> All we ask for in return is your soul and obedience for all eternity.
> And your address and credit card details.
"autographed by FOREST FAN" I never agreed to that now monkey_man, did I?
you're wrong, the 11th commandment clearly states
"THOU SHALT NOT SPAM"
"THOU SHALT NOT SPAM"
God never mentions spam email in that book he wrote, so it must be OK to be bombarded...sorry, "spread the word"...by the Internet.
You'll only get more spam saying that, you know.
Please unsubscribe me
i hear the devil wants to join
What about free inspirational posters of Christians singing to put all over my walls?
FREE Creche facilities run by local priests...
monkey_man wrote:
* Proof of age may be asked for. It won't be given, but it might be asked for...
* Proof of age may be asked for. It won't be given, but it might be asked for...
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