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It was fun at first. Then I realised that all buttons seemed to do pretty much the same thing and that the controls were incredibly sluggish. Don't get me wrong, the five a side football game has potential, I loved indoor mode in FIFA 97, but it just lacks polish.
I told them it was crap anyway.
"Ha ha! You actually bought this game, blinging!"
"EA have given me your address and I'm coming round to mug ya!"
"This game is bangin', bangin' your head going 'why did I buy it? WHY!?"
"Supercool if you're a fool"
"E-A sports! If you have the game it's us you blame"