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"I love my physics teacher"

Two Saturdays ago;

'Right, I have a hang-over the size of Wales. You're all doing a test.'
He hands out a test, then falls asleep on the desk.

Last Saturday;

'I'm tired, and am still fealing the effects of one too many bottles of wine from last night. Don't pish me off, and Woodhams (annoying preeck in our class) no shiat jokes.

This morning;
'You know what I did last tuesday with Ullathorne (Joker Physics teacher) and Johnson (Hist. teacher). I went to record some chants for FIFA 2005. They took us to a studio, open beer, open pizza. And they got us to sing for them. got paid £50, quite neat.



You've gotta love him.

My Physics teacher phones my mum if I get less than a B in a test.

Messy wrote:
> Hehehehehe... He sounds well good.
>
> I've got a good Physics teacher.
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> Albiet not quite as er... drunk.
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> She's mental. But she lets you get away with everything.

Excellent!

> And looks like a man.

Not excellent.

I have a physics teacher who is an Irish body builder. He's amazingly cool - last week me and my friend were havind a talk with him while the class was talking about marijuana and he went on about the first time he tried it, and how you shouldn't smoke.... etc etc. I guess you just have to be in his lessons.

Sounds just like the way it really should be - getting payed to get educated!

;D

That is quite cool

Hehehehehe... He sounds well good.

I've got a good Physics teacher.

Albiet not quite as er... drunk.

She's mental. And looks like a man. But she lets you get away with everything.

The school governers arw a bunch of fappers, and refuse to drop a school tradition that's been going for about 700 years.

I pity you.

Damn, I usually just stay in bed and beat off.

How cum (geddit?) you have to attend lessons on a weekend?

I happen to have a physics period on saturday morning, yes.