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Tue 12/04/05 at 13:06
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"Captain to you."
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I was think about alot of stuff this morning at 4am and then it struck me that Jesus Hax and not only that there is written proof.

Most of Jesus's so called miracles can be performed by n00bs the whole world over now.

Jesus miracle: Walking on water
Hax version: Wall Haxing

Jesus miracle: Jesus cured a demoniac
Hax version: Stealing a admins password and kicking people you don't like off the server

Jesus miracle: Feeding of the five thousand
Hax version: Using the dup bug in diablo

Jesus miracle: Restored sight to the blind
Hax version: Removing blind from players with admin commands

Jesus miracle: Raising the dead
Hax version: Double health and armour

In conclusion the bible tells you to cheat but this doesn't mean you should.

Anyone offended by this thread is a fool
Wed 13/04/05 at 09:35
"The Will of D."
Posts: 5,643
Chippxero wrote:
> Anyone offended by this thread is a fool

Heh :-D
Tue 12/04/05 at 17:56
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"The mighty GE90-115"
Posts: 5,344
Heh heh...

*Chuckling at combination of original thread and first reply
Tue 12/04/05 at 17:36
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Posts: 21,800
I don't want to be a tw@t but...

*miracle
Tue 12/04/05 at 13:06
Regular
"Captain to you."
Posts: 4,609
I was think about alot of stuff this morning at 4am and then it struck me that Jesus Hax and not only that there is written proof.

Most of Jesus's so called miracles can be performed by n00bs the whole world over now.

Jesus miracle: Walking on water
Hax version: Wall Haxing

Jesus miracle: Jesus cured a demoniac
Hax version: Stealing a admins password and kicking people you don't like off the server

Jesus miracle: Feeding of the five thousand
Hax version: Using the dup bug in diablo

Jesus miracle: Restored sight to the blind
Hax version: Removing blind from players with admin commands

Jesus miracle: Raising the dead
Hax version: Double health and armour

In conclusion the bible tells you to cheat but this doesn't mean you should.

Anyone offended by this thread is a fool

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