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Who needs to be given free games the most? I think the answer is: small children who only get £1 pocket money a month and have to walk to school in the snow wearing one clog.
Who needs to be given free games the least? I think the answer is: highly literate twenty-somethings who earn pots of blood-money working for evil uber-corporations, and who should be doing something productive with their time instead of collecting Pokemon.
Who, after winning GAD, would be so tearfully grateful at SR's generosity that they would become customers for life? I think the answer is: small children who...etc.
Who, after winning GAD, would be so jaded and cynical that five seconds after getting their prize they would rush off to Game, sell heroin to a passing schoolgirl and then get together with an asylum seeker to eat an ENGLISH baby? I think the answer is: highly literate twenty-somethings who...etc.
But how can these two disparate groups get the free game they so desperately need? By writing a review.
And who is in a better position to write a winning review? Poor illiterate 10 year old Timmy, who cannot hear himself think over the noise of his consumptive mother's death-rattle cough? Or Adolf, our highly literate twenty-something who sits dictionary in one hand, absinthe in the other, while he dictates his decadent musings to an enslaved Filipino boy formerly in the employ of Robert Kilroy-Silk?
I think we know the answer.
Is this right? Or fair? Can we stand to live like this any longer?
Rise up, my children, you have nothing to lose but your regular staus!
ps In the event that I submit a review in the near future, please disregard this post.
Who needs to be given free games the least? I think the answer is: highly literate twenty-somethings who earn pots of blood-money working for evil uber-corporations, and who should be doing something productive with their time instead of collecting Pokemon.
Who, after winning GAD, would be so tearfully grateful at SR's generosity that they would become customers for life? I think the answer is: small children who...etc.
Who, after winning GAD, would be so jaded and cynical that five seconds after getting their prize they would rush off to Game, sell heroin to a passing schoolgirl and then get together with an asylum seeker to eat an ENGLISH baby? I think the answer is: highly literate twenty-somethings who...etc.
But how can these two disparate groups get the free game they so desperately need? By writing a review.
And who is in a better position to write a winning review? Poor illiterate 10 year old Timmy, who cannot hear himself think over the noise of his consumptive mother's death-rattle cough? Or Adolf, our highly literate twenty-something who sits dictionary in one hand, absinthe in the other, while he dictates his decadent musings to an enslaved Filipino boy formerly in the employ of Robert Kilroy-Silk?
I think we know the answer.
Is this right? Or fair? Can we stand to live like this any longer?
Rise up, my children, you have nothing to lose but your regular staus!
ps In the event that I submit a review in the near future, please disregard this post.
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Definition of irony: This post winning GAD.
Go on SR. For the brilliance of it.
Go on SR. For the brilliance of it.
Killer Nightmare wrote:
> Beacause it was a review maybe?
Whoops. i meant FAQ.
> Beacause it was a review maybe?
Whoops. i meant FAQ.
I don't submit reviews or cheats, because I'd only be depriving much more appreciative customes of their prizes.
"Who, after winning GAD, would be so tearfully grateful at SR's generosity that they would become customers for life?"
Hey, when I order my Gamecube I'll have spent over £600 on this site! You don't think that's a good enough thank you?
Good post, though.
Hey, when I order my Gamecube I'll have spent over £600 on this site! You don't think that's a good enough thank you?
Good post, though.
Beacause it was a review maybe?
Now i see it! Its a conspiracy!
Now i know why i didn't win that GAD with my Gangsters 2 review and instead someones XIII solution guide did!
Or did one of you stich my faq because it had a winning chance (looks around with parnoia).
Now i know why i didn't win that GAD with my Gangsters 2 review and instead someones XIII solution guide did!
Or did one of you stich my faq because it had a winning chance (looks around with parnoia).
Do you know how many sheep I had to sacrifice on a pyre to get Snuggly to give me a GAD? No? Well, lets just say that the other day I tried with 100 more and as a result he hasn't even done any GADs for 12th and 13th January, a time during which I wrote a review.
It's not the writing that gets you the results, boyo, it's the sacrifice and the Libations to Snuggly. Tonty only lets it go on because Snuggly still has the pictures of him with that tea lady.*
If I were you I'd start raiding farmer's fields now and building that giant bonfire...
*of course, I'd just like to point out that none of this is true and Snuggly doesn't even pick the GADs anyway.
It's not the writing that gets you the results, boyo, it's the sacrifice and the Libations to Snuggly. Tonty only lets it go on because Snuggly still has the pictures of him with that tea lady.*
If I were you I'd start raiding farmer's fields now and building that giant bonfire...
*of course, I'd just like to point out that none of this is true and Snuggly doesn't even pick the GADs anyway.
I love you crazy bas.... sherry bobbins!
isn't that the number for a taxi
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who wudnt have a game for free ? press 999
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