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"The Fudge Song"

Fudge Fudge glorious Fudge,
When i eat too much the world is a smudge,
Eaten by queens and eaten by dukes
i love it so much i need to puke
I cannot imagine a world without it
such a hellhole makes me want to spit
talking of hellholes my ars* loves it too
cos' fudge always gives you, nice soft squidgy poo

Fudge Fudge glorious Fudge,
When i eat too much the world is a smudge,
Eaten by queens and eaten by dukes
i love it so much i need to puke
I cannot imagine a world without it
such a hellhole makes me want to spit
talking of hellholes my ars* loves it too
cos' fudge always gives you, nice soft squidgy poo

you know people don't like you (I don't mind you) but haven't you considered they don't like you because you SPAM.

Nobody likes spam, that I must admit. But that was an amusing (although immature) piece of writing. :)

Reminds me of that other song, whats it called? The SHUT UP song I beleive.

What does SPAM mean anyway?

i think this a better fudging song

# shut your fudging face,uncle fudger
youre a c**k sucking,@rse licking uncle fudger
youre a uncle fudger yes its true
nobody fudges uncles quite like you

shut your fudging face,uncle fudger
youre the one who fudged your uncle,uncle fudger,
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
you just fudge your uncle all day long

HA!

Now THAT made me chuckle

its nice to know i can make people laugh without taking off my pants.

And if you're a lass you can also make me happy by doing just that.

English_Bloke wrote:
> And if you're a lass you can also make me happy by doing just that.

whoa!! im a very straight male(*sits up straight,asserts masculinity) i love football dont you? and girls? yes i definitely like girls(*puffs out chest) eng-er-land,en-ger-land.