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It's true people.
I was in a footie tourney earlier today, and I, quite frankly, kicked ass.
I was RF (right forward) up until the quarters, and I hadn't scored.
Then I changed to CF, because he got nailed in the shin - even though he was wearing shinpads. I actually found it funny.
Anyway, from then, I started scoring Godlike goals. I normally score goals that are set up geniusly by my mates, and all I have to do is tap it in. But today was different, oh yessiree.
Quarters - I got 1 goal from like miles away. It was a spur of the moment shot - I just looked up and hit it. The keeper just kinda stood there, even though it would've been easy as hell to save, had he put a strong hand to it. And the spin and curve on it was unbelievable.
Semi's - I got a hat-trick. First goal was scrappy, second was a chested volley from just inside the box (from a cross), and the 3rd was just magnifique, if I do say so myself. Slid down the wing from a defender (regards, great pass), and we were on the counter. I played it one-two to a midfielder, I sprinted forward, only just avoided offside as I went towards the corner of the box as he passed it back. I then was sprinting towards the keeper who was doing likewise, so I did a Terry Henry style spin over the ball and slotted it. Probably the best goal I've ever scored.
Infact, I probably scored more in that tourney than I ever have. Well, maybe not.
But they were class.
Damn I'm good.
Oh, and the final went to penalties. It went down to the keepers taking them, and ours missed by have the pitch.
I was in a footie tourney earlier today, and I, quite frankly, kicked ass.
I was RF (right forward) up until the quarters, and I hadn't scored.
Then I changed to CF, because he got nailed in the shin - even though he was wearing shinpads. I actually found it funny.
Anyway, from then, I started scoring Godlike goals. I normally score goals that are set up geniusly by my mates, and all I have to do is tap it in. But today was different, oh yessiree.
Quarters - I got 1 goal from like miles away. It was a spur of the moment shot - I just looked up and hit it. The keeper just kinda stood there, even though it would've been easy as hell to save, had he put a strong hand to it. And the spin and curve on it was unbelievable.
Semi's - I got a hat-trick. First goal was scrappy, second was a chested volley from just inside the box (from a cross), and the 3rd was just magnifique, if I do say so myself. Slid down the wing from a defender (regards, great pass), and we were on the counter. I played it one-two to a midfielder, I sprinted forward, only just avoided offside as I went towards the corner of the box as he passed it back. I then was sprinting towards the keeper who was doing likewise, so I did a Terry Henry style spin over the ball and slotted it. Probably the best goal I've ever scored.
Infact, I probably scored more in that tourney than I ever have. Well, maybe not.
But they were class.
Damn I'm good.
Oh, and the final went to penalties. It went down to the keepers taking them, and ours missed by have the pitch.
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I'm as cool as ice, they'd never be able to brake me.
Foreman wrote:
> Not if I get to be the ref aswell.
>
>
> =P
You wouldn't be able to understand the obscenities blurted at you.
> Not if I get to be the ref aswell.
>
>
> =P
You wouldn't be able to understand the obscenities blurted at you.
Not if I get to be the ref aswell.
=P
=P
Foreman wrote:
> Insane Bartender wrote:
>
> You play in the SPL?
>
> Nah, we ain't boring enough to go in that.
Pfft, they wouldn't have you anyway.
*Slap*
> Insane Bartender wrote:
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> You play in the SPL?
>
> Nah, we ain't boring enough to go in that.
Pfft, they wouldn't have you anyway.
*Slap*
Insane Bartender wrote:
> You play in the SPL?
Nah, we ain't boring enough to go in that.
> You play in the SPL?
Nah, we ain't boring enough to go in that.
Hmmm some of the best goals I've scored
We were 2-0 down in a tournament with about 10 minutes left... I brought the ball down the wing but lost it. I was so annoyed I chased the defender up towards the halfway line, got the ball of him. Began running towards the goal but noticed the keep off his line so hit it from about 35 yards out, hit the crossbar and went in. Somebody else scored two minutes later and we got the draw we needed and went into next round. Hurrha
Roy of the Rovers is me
We were 2-0 down in a tournament with about 10 minutes left... I brought the ball down the wing but lost it. I was so annoyed I chased the defender up towards the halfway line, got the ball of him. Began running towards the goal but noticed the keep off his line so hit it from about 35 yards out, hit the crossbar and went in. Somebody else scored two minutes later and we got the draw we needed and went into next round. Hurrha
Roy of the Rovers is me
I remember my youth
Six goals in one match
6-6 was the final score :D
Six goals in one match
6-6 was the final score :D
Well...we've won 3 out of about 9 and drawn 2.
Littlest Brother wrote:
> heh well I can match that. This was a recent game I played for my club
> scoring 6 of my 18 goals so far this season. Suck on this :p
>
> Winchmore Hill 11 Forty Hill B 0
But tell me....a) were this team bottom of the league....yes
b) how many games on average do you win a season....1/2
> heh well I can match that. This was a recent game I played for my club
> scoring 6 of my 18 goals so far this season. Suck on this :p
>
> Winchmore Hill 11 Forty Hill B 0
But tell me....a) were this team bottom of the league....yes
b) how many games on average do you win a season....1/2
There's a film on ITV right now about a couple of girls who get done for drugs in Thailand and end up in jail. That could have been me if I didn't have enough cash to pay for the car door I ploughed into on that drunken night out.
Kids, don't drink and drive.
In Thailand, as long as you're "sensible" or inconspicuous about it, you can get away with it. The shocking thing is that you're allowed to drive any bike or even a jeep without any type of a license. My scooter was enough to cruise around on but I could have got a Harley if I wanted to! And I didn't even know how to ride one. I did rent a 4x4 jeep though. That was cool.
Kids, don't drink and drive.
In Thailand, as long as you're "sensible" or inconspicuous about it, you can get away with it. The shocking thing is that you're allowed to drive any bike or even a jeep without any type of a license. My scooter was enough to cruise around on but I could have got a Harley if I wanted to! And I didn't even know how to ride one. I did rent a 4x4 jeep though. That was cool.
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