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"Chat up lines..."

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

What do you want for breakfast?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them? Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

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Anyone else got any good chat up lines??

yes

Lawrence wrote:
> i'm a woman

Am I the only one who noticed the name and the comment?

Vincent Valentine TM wrote:
> Only if you have a tiny penis

Wow, a troll. Original..........................

Only if you have a tiny penis

*stamps on Ice Cube*

Right now I've broken the ice, fancy a f**k?

To be fair Winto i actually think your so conscious of your tiny penis that you have to try and make yourself think that everyones got a tiny penis so you dont feel left out

IB is speaking the truth.

*good

There's no such thing as a goose chat up line. If you spout something to a woman, and she sleeps with you, it's because she liked the look of you, not because you made some stupid comment, utterly devoid of wit or originality.

Cubist wrote:
> ...Avid Merion are the only ginger celebs
> I can think of and Avid openly says how much he hates gingers lol. Oh
> what a world.

a self-loather eh?
well so was Hitler, what does THAT tell ya? :)
(sorry, i just detest that merrion guy, AND his lame ass show...)