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Virus writers/hackers.
There is a cliche of computer users, especially those that are "133t" and "haxxor" etc as being fat loners with monitor tans and a sheen of unhealthy perspiration that covers their pasty face.
Think a fat Gollum that likes Star Trek and you're not far off.
Basement dwellers that pick holes in sci-fi movies and are frightened of women, sociopaths that want to strike down people's computers to make up for the fact that they were bullied at school for being...well...nerdlingers with no social grace.
But that's not true is it? I mean, we're not like that so why should these uber-geeks that spend time creating viruses right?
Wrong:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3190799.stm
Sorry to say that one glance at his pic makes me realise just how spot-on our preconceptions of hackers/virus writers are. I can hear him clicking send and chortling “Worst Virus ever”, before his basement door is opened and a shaft of light is thrown down, whereupon he throws his arm across his eyes and hisses “it burns usss” and scuttling under his bed.
Fat Geek causes chaos to make up for being a…well…fat geek.
And I bet you he loves The Darkness.
Virus writers/hackers.
There is a cliche of computer users, especially those that are "133t" and "haxxor" etc as being fat loners with monitor tans and a sheen of unhealthy perspiration that covers their pasty face.
Think a fat Gollum that likes Star Trek and you're not far off.
Basement dwellers that pick holes in sci-fi movies and are frightened of women, sociopaths that want to strike down people's computers to make up for the fact that they were bullied at school for being...well...nerdlingers with no social grace.
But that's not true is it? I mean, we're not like that so why should these uber-geeks that spend time creating viruses right?
Wrong:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3190799.stm
Sorry to say that one glance at his pic makes me realise just how spot-on our preconceptions of hackers/virus writers are. I can hear him clicking send and chortling “Worst Virus ever”, before his basement door is opened and a shaft of light is thrown down, whereupon he throws his arm across his eyes and hisses “it burns usss” and scuttling under his bed.
Fat Geek causes chaos to make up for being a…well…fat geek.
And I bet you he loves The Darkness.
"Watcha do fatboy?"
"I wrote a virus and then released it on the internet".
"My mum uses the internet!"
*THUMP*
"Virus on the web"
"Das a damn shame, now give it up doughboy"
"Er..."
He should sue MacDonalds for not labelling there food 'contains fat' and 'eating 15 of these a day will make you a bloater'.
That way he can get all the money back to pay his fine.
However being allergic to girls I believe he will find prison very widening, sorry enlightening.
as for the Bend over fatbouy remarks, all I can think of is him quoting the southpark movie.
Why do you always have to make love from behind, is because your thinking of someone else?
'relaaaax satan, your a$$ is big and red, who else could I think of?'
The whole point is he needs to get out of the house a bit more.
Yes Jeffrey? can I take your order please. We already know the address
It's just me,
Can I have 3 Large pizza's please, 3 Chicken Combo's, 5 Garlic Pizza Breads and 10 Litre of coke please, make sure thats not diet know, y'hear
Jeff, what that sound?
Sorry, I'm dribbling again, can you make sure that you don't send that female delivery woman again, i'm not comfortable with her.
We've got no-one else.
Ok then, could she please post the pizza's through the box then. Cheers.
Tuesdays headline:- "BROAD-MAN-BAND HANGS HIMSELF IN LOSS OF INTERNET"