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Anyone interested in The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)
But last night I had the unusual opportunity to exchange words with the "one and only". He was lurking in my wardrobe, intermittently rattling the doors from the inside.
I turned on the light, opened the wardrobe and there he was, sheepishly hiding in the shadows.
"Bogey" I said, "what the hell are you doing? What do you want? Shouldn't you be chasing children through some spooky woods or something?"
He hissed at me, then launched into a diatribe of unholy malice:
"BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON SCARe YA
AM GON SHRILL THE SHIV YA
BOO-AM GON CHASe YA
AM GON GRAB YA
AM GON BLOCk YA MOUTH AN PARAL YA BONEs
BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON HURT YA
AM GON FEED YA FACE AN POIS YA BLOOD
BOO-AM GON BLACK YA
AM GON TTACK YA
AM GON JUMP YA DEAD NIGHT AN SCAR YA"
Interesting, I thought. "Has your menacing and creeping self got anything more to say?"
The Bogeyman shook his head then sank back into the shadows.
It was the middle of the night and I was tired, so I told him to "Go to Hell", (which to my surprise he instantly did.) I slammed the wardrobe doors shut and that was the end of the supernatural episode.
Anyone else had any experiences with The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)
(Didn't think so.)
But last night I had the unusual opportunity to exchange words with the "one and only". He was lurking in my wardrobe, intermittently rattling the doors from the inside.
I turned on the light, opened the wardrobe and there he was, sheepishly hiding in the shadows.
"Bogey" I said, "what the hell are you doing? What do you want? Shouldn't you be chasing children through some spooky woods or something?"
He hissed at me, then launched into a diatribe of unholy malice:
"BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON SCARe YA
AM GON SHRILL THE SHIV YA
BOO-AM GON CHASe YA
AM GON GRAB YA
AM GON BLOCk YA MOUTH AN PARAL YA BONEs
BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON HURT YA
AM GON FEED YA FACE AN POIS YA BLOOD
BOO-AM GON BLACK YA
AM GON TTACK YA
AM GON JUMP YA DEAD NIGHT AN SCAR YA"
Interesting, I thought. "Has your menacing and creeping self got anything more to say?"
The Bogeyman shook his head then sank back into the shadows.
It was the middle of the night and I was tired, so I told him to "Go to Hell", (which to my surprise he instantly did.) I slammed the wardrobe doors shut and that was the end of the supernatural episode.
Anyone else had any experiences with The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)
Anyone interested in The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)
But last night I had the unusual opportunity to exchange words with the "one and only". He was lurking in my wardrobe, intermittently rattling the doors from the inside.
I turned on the light, opened the wardrobe and there he was, sheepishly hiding in the shadows.
"Bogey" I said, "what the hell are you doing? What do you want? Shouldn't you be chasing children through some spooky woods or something?"
He hissed at me, then launched into a diatribe of unholy malice:
"BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON SCARe YA
AM GON SHRILL THE SHIV YA
BOO-AM GON CHASe YA
AM GON GRAB YA
AM GON BLOCk YA MOUTH AN PARAL YA BONEs
BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON HURT YA
AM GON FEED YA FACE AN POIS YA BLOOD
BOO-AM GON BLACK YA
AM GON TTACK YA
AM GON JUMP YA DEAD NIGHT AN SCAR YA"
Interesting, I thought. "Has your menacing and creeping self got anything more to say?"
The Bogeyman shook his head then sank back into the shadows.
It was the middle of the night and I was tired, so I told him to "Go to Hell", (which to my surprise he instantly did.) I slammed the wardrobe doors shut and that was the end of the supernatural episode.
Anyone else had any experiences with The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)
(Didn't think so.)
But last night I had the unusual opportunity to exchange words with the "one and only". He was lurking in my wardrobe, intermittently rattling the doors from the inside.
I turned on the light, opened the wardrobe and there he was, sheepishly hiding in the shadows.
"Bogey" I said, "what the hell are you doing? What do you want? Shouldn't you be chasing children through some spooky woods or something?"
He hissed at me, then launched into a diatribe of unholy malice:
"BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON SCARe YA
AM GON SHRILL THE SHIV YA
BOO-AM GON CHASe YA
AM GON GRAB YA
AM GON BLOCk YA MOUTH AN PARAL YA BONEs
BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON HURT YA
AM GON FEED YA FACE AN POIS YA BLOOD
BOO-AM GON BLACK YA
AM GON TTACK YA
AM GON JUMP YA DEAD NIGHT AN SCAR YA"
Interesting, I thought. "Has your menacing and creeping self got anything more to say?"
The Bogeyman shook his head then sank back into the shadows.
It was the middle of the night and I was tired, so I told him to "Go to Hell", (which to my surprise he instantly did.) I slammed the wardrobe doors shut and that was the end of the supernatural episode.
Anyone else had any experiences with The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)
*scratches head*
ooooooooooookay
Right everyone back out the room slowly, try not to get any eye contact.
ooooooooooookay
Right everyone back out the room slowly, try not to get any eye contact.
how old are you dude? anything over 5 and i think we should all be scared for you.
You is craaaaaaazy stuff!
..www.pantheon.org/articles/b/bogeyman.html - 6k
..www.pantheon.org/articles/b/bogeyman.html - 6k
Tapestry is feeling ok then...