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Looks like I didn't get the acting job. Which, naturally, sucks.
So I get a couple of days to mope, then it's time to start the auditions again.
If I weren't getting my piece out onstage soon, I'd wonder what the point was...
So I get a couple of days to mope, then it's time to start the auditions again.
If I weren't getting my piece out onstage soon, I'd wonder what the point was...
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Looks like I didn't get the acting job. Which, naturally, sucks.
So I get a couple of days to mope, then it's time to start the auditions again.
If I weren't getting my piece out onstage soon, I'd wonder what the point was...
So I get a couple of days to mope, then it's time to start the auditions again.
If I weren't getting my piece out onstage soon, I'd wonder what the point was...
So i'm guessing you won't be acting naked for a while...
Oh hell yeah! The audition was for a one years contract with a theatre company. The naked thing is another play with another theatre; I'm definitely doing that one!
What is the "nekkid" play about?
It's called "Cooking with Elvis" and it's about a woman who's husband (an Elvis Impersonator) was crippled in a car accident and is now a vegetable. She has a 15 year old daughter who has taken solace in cookery.
I play Stuart; he gets picked up by the woman, and shags her. Also ends up shagging the daughter...also ends up giving the vegetating husband a bit of manual relief and a not totally momentary snog...
It's a course, hilarious play, and the role of Stuart is to die for; something like 4 sex scenes (okay, so one is with a bloke, but it IS mere acting) and at least 1 nude scene...it'll get me noticed if nothing else!
I play Stuart; he gets picked up by the woman, and shags her. Also ends up shagging the daughter...also ends up giving the vegetating husband a bit of manual relief and a not totally momentary snog...
It's a course, hilarious play, and the role of Stuart is to die for; something like 4 sex scenes (okay, so one is with a bloke, but it IS mere acting) and at least 1 nude scene...it'll get me noticed if nothing else!
Well, who's a little strumpet then?
Jacking off the husband? So would he feel any pleasure or not? If he's paralysed?
I was gonna avoid your play (no offence, but i'm not all that fussed on naked men), but that has got to be the funniest storyline on earth!
Where are you playing? :)
Where are you playing? :)
It mentions in the play that he still gets erections, so yes he can. Also, occasionally in some rather surreal moments, the Dad breaks into Elvis tunes and has the odd monologue that make you realise that he does know what's going on around him, but his vegetative state means he can't communicate it to anyone.
It's on in the People's Theatre Playhouse in Newcastle. Come one, come all (if you'll pardon the pun...)
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