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-IB
> This will BE the GREASTEST CONSOLE in the HISTORY of
> TIME!!!!
(More exclamation marks make it MORE true)
Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Omni-Engine will also feature multi-phase T&L image bumping with the equivalent of 256MB graphics and, and, and It will be as fast, if not faster than a K7 1.9Ghz processor, which doesn't exist yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bargain for the £250 I intend to sell it for!!!!!!!!!!
[sniggering to himself]Wait til they see the price of the games... the fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-IB
> This will BE the GREASTEST CONSOLE in the HISTORY of
> TIME!!!!
(More exclamation marks make it MORE true)
Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Omni-Engine will also feature multi-phase T&L image bumping with the equivalent of 256MB graphics and, and, and It will be as fast, if not faster than a K7 1.9Ghz processor, which doesn't exist yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bargain for the £250 I intend to sell it for!!!!!!!!!!
[sniggering to himself]Wait til they see the price of the games... the fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-IB
(More exclamation marks make it MORE true)
I would like to place an initial order of 15,000 units please, Mr Bartender sir.
I truly believe that your wonderful piece of vapourware will be the next big thing, and would like to get in 'on the ground floor' as it were.
Please tell me where I should send my cheque...
> How much will your Omni-engine cost, when will it be released, and
> which developers have you signed up?
Will Sega release games for
> it?
[sniggering quietly] It'll cost around £250 on release in November this year, in time for Christmas.
I don't have any deals with Sega at the moment, but Namco, Capcom, Square, EA, Black Isle, Westwood, Blizzard and Sierra all have projects on motion to release games roughly around the release.
I am currently sifting through offers from publishing companies to find a suitable offer for Omni-Gamer - The Official Omni-Engine Magazine. Once the deal is struck, I will let you know and you can read all about it...
-IB
Will Sega release games for it?
I am creating a console called Omni-Engine, utilising omnipotent chip technology. It will be harder and faster thatn all the other consoles. Why? Errr, cuz I said so.
Does anyone really believe that my Omni-Engine will be better than the X-box or the GameCube? No, I didn't think so. Give me some real facts and stats about this silly machine, and maybe, just maybe you'll get my attention.
-IB