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"Eat my dust, suckers!"

I'm online at home, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Eat my broadband connection, punks!

Woohoooooo!

*explodes*

Yes, my uni computer network is capable of similarly concorde like velocities. But Kazaa and other P2P apps are banned aas they "compromise security." So the ilicit porn fun is out of the window.

And beside, I'm not in uni now.

*checks modem connection*

31,200 bps. Grrreat.

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
>
> Imagine the porno you could download with that!
> ;-)
>
>

*Staggers*

How you get connections like this? In normal English, not company names and acronyms.

:)

Broad......band....?
What is this new novelty of which you speak?

*goes back to coal powered 58k connection*

My PC, my brother's PC, my dad's PC, my brother's laptop - all hooked up to the broadbrand. We also have digital cable tv.

*Duffman style thrust*

Oh yeah!

Heh heh,

I am in uni so it has a T1 LAN type link to the net. Via Janus or something.

Download speeds depend on the server I am accessing, some are slow, some are like shh1t off a stick.

Codemasters just happens to be fast. I downloaded the Op flashpoint demo, Resistance demo, and 3 update packs (377MB) in 32 seconds.

Its a joy to behold the download bar whizz up as if it were dealing with a 10kb file.

Imagine the porno you could download with that!
;-)


Muddatrucker wrote:
> Unbeliever wrote:
> Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Just to Pee on your fire - I am on a T1 connection here.
>
> Just downloaded 377MB in 32 seconds.
>
> I rock
>
> Good God!
>
> *brain struggles to comprehend such speed*
>
> Bloody hell. Who is your ISP and how much do you pay?
>
> And I thought my 576 connection rocked :D

Unbeliever wrote:
> Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Just to Pee on your fire - I am on a T1 connection here.
>
> Just downloaded 377MB in 32 seconds.
>
> I rock
>
> Good God!
>
> *brain struggles to comprehend such speed*

Bloody hell. Who is your ISP and how much do you pay?

And I thought my 576 connection rocked :D

My broadband has just crashed

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Just to Pee on your fire - I am on a T1 connection here.
>
> Just downloaded 377MB in 32 seconds.
>
> I rock

Good God!

*brain struggles to comprehend such speed*

Goatboy wrote:
> Ugly & Sanchez ahoy.

*rushes off to find his Dictionary of Slang. And Kleenex*

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Just to Pee on your fire - I am on a T1 connection here.
>
> Just downloaded 377MB in 32 seconds.
>
> I rock


That is DAMN fast.