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"There Was A Crooked Man....."

There was a crooked man,
Who wore a crooked a hat,
He found a crooked PS2,
Upon a crooked mat,
He found a crooked game case,
with a crooked game inside,
and he played it for a long time,
until he had.......died.


It's my first song ever. Not bad.

Or,

There was a crooked man
Who had a crooked firm
And in that crooked firm
He made his crooked plans
And with those crooked plans
He built a crooked console
And with that crooked console
He ruled the crooked world

(also known as the ode to Bill Gates)

Yes, thats it. Amazing how some of these things stick in your head isn't it?

venom†† wrote:
> Did he have a crooked - no, better not say that.

You sing along
> to the tun of the famous nursery ryhme:

There was a crooked
> man
Who walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence
Upon a
> crooked style
...ummmm...

....sorry I forgot the rest. I only
> hope the suspense won't keep any of you awake too long tonight.

I think it's:

He bought a crooked cat,
And it caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together,
In a little crooked house.

Can't believe that moaning newbie picked MI:2!

That's 5 words, Ant, I would have accepted

'alright' or 'trite'.

What was the point ant?

Did he have a crooked - no, better not say that.

You sing along to the tun of the famous nursery ryhme:

There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence
Upon a crooked style
...ummmm...

....sorry I forgot the rest. I only hope the suspense won't keep any of you awake too long tonight.

ACTUALLY the DVD is fine.

Mary had a PS2
It's fleece was black as night
She tried to play a DVD
but the quality was....


Complete this sentence in no more than one word.

Imagine, repeating this everysecond of your life.