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Well....
http://fox.com/manvsbeast/
I wonder if we can sue for stealing our future-thoughts?
Well....
http://fox.com/manvsbeast/
I wonder if we can sue for stealing our future-thoughts?
I'm also in the process of making all you Nutkin/monkey related Big-Brother-esque dreams come true...
It should be 1 vs 1 all the way.
Did you see the eating compo - man vs bear ? - what happens when the bear decides he'd rather try to eat the man ? that would be a real show...
Who wants to see a dude race a giraffe? I want to see an ex-Marine fighting a Kodiak bear, not out-eating it.
And I want to see an Olympic swimmer try to beat a crocodile in a river-swin.
And Terry Nutkins being beaten stupid by an enraged Orangutan in zero-G.
Anyway why would you want to watch someone race a Giraffe? Two drunken Hippos racing on an ice rink would be a better televisual prospect. Also if there weren't silly laws protecting animals, we'd all love to see if a Polar Bear would best a Gorilla in a scrap.
Yet they make it legal to broadcast Eastenders.
Go figure.
He'd just let the stupid Gorilla walk around beating his chest and wear himself out and then go in for the kill.
Polar bears aint as cuddly as they look.
Polar Bear vs Standy-Still Statue man in Covent Garden
Anaconda vs that old biddy that played Ethel in Eastenders.
Enraged Hippo vs Toby Anstis
Gorilla vs Graham Norton (Trading Places flashback here)
I want gore and fleeing and teeth and fur-ripping.
Or at least a drunken Elephant trying to get back to it's enclosure with loads of irate midgets lobbing velcro spears at a vest it's been forced to wear.
I second that proposal, though ironically if we had a T-rex vs Standy-Still Statue man in Covent Garden, he'd be doing the exact thing to keep himself alive.
Stubborn Donkey vs Vociferous Velociraptor
Belligerent Badger vs Ostentacious Otter
Playful Puppy from Blue Peter vs Ugly man from any Refuse collection crew with shovel and brick
Nice.