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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete
stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green
crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits
55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not
to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a
bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your
school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is
to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would
kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed
half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when
you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who
has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and
stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip
Hope these made you smile.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete
stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green
crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits
55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not
to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a
bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your
school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is
to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would
kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed
half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when
you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who
has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and
stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip
Hope these made you smile.
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I have given up trying to type in boobies into the calcualtor since i got one of thsoe Casio ones with the replay button. ow i have found the correct way to type ADAM COMPTON into the calculator, or Scool Sucx.
And for no 2, What about all male Football parties?
It's all so true.
And no 18 is a direct result of the films 'Monkey Shines' and 'MVP - Most valuable primate'
And no 18 is a direct result of the films 'Monkey Shines' and 'MVP - Most valuable primate'
more like 35 observations, but some did indeed raise a chuckle.
LOL!
Some of those are scarily correct..
Time to play some TS2 0wnage soon me thinks
Time to play some TS2 0wnage soon me thinks
You may laugh, but the number 17.4 used to scare me so much, my legs would involuntarily wrap themselves around my left ear.
You have no idea how many maths exams where the last question was 7 x 2.48571 I had to hobble out of on my eyelids.
Oh, the horror.
You have no idea how many maths exams where the last question was 7 x 2.48571 I had to hobble out of on my eyelids.
Oh, the horror.
No. 30, I hate that....
They all made me laugh - especially 32. I can just pray it never happens
11 made me laugh.
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