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Jill: “Chris I have told you that I just don’t think of you in that way.”
Chris: “But Jill, I am the pinnacle of manly, look at this picture….”
**Chris shows a revealing image of himself to Jill**
Jill: “Oh God – its disgusting, what is that, you in a thong?”
Chris: “I call it a Banana Hammock, impressive, no?”
Jill: “What is that in there, an Aubergine??”
Chris: “No, that’s all me!”
Jill: “ I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. But this is hardly the time, we will talk about this later, now look at this…”
Now feeling very uncomfortable, Jill comes across a dead corpse, inspecting the lifeless body on the floor…
Jill: “Looks like it has taken some heavy dame to the cerebral area!”
Chris: “What is it Jill?”
Jill: “Chris, it’s a Zombie, we got to get out of here and fast!”
Jill: “Chris I have told you that I just don’t think of you in that way.”
Chris: “But Jill, I am the pinnacle of manly, look at this picture….”
**Chris shows a revealing image of himself to Jill**
Jill: “Oh God – its disgusting, what is that, you in a thong?”
Chris: “I call it a Banana Hammock, impressive, no?”
Jill: “What is that in there, an Aubergine??”
Chris: “No, that’s all me!”
Jill: “ I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. But this is hardly the time, we will talk about this later, now look at this…”
Now feeling very uncomfortable, Jill comes across a dead corpse, inspecting the lifeless body on the floor…
Jill: “Looks like it has taken some heavy dame to the cerebral area!”
Chris: “What is it Jill?”
Jill: “Chris, it’s a Zombie, we got to get out of here and fast!”