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"Michael Jackson's Face"

"Uuurr look at his face, it looks well weird, it's white when he should be black and he's obviously trying to be white and his nose looks like a ski jump and he has sex with monkeys and he wants to be Elizabeth Taylor and looks a bit like a girl and sleeps in a oxygen tent, with monkeys."

Is what I garnered from that Channel 5 documentary. It was pretty interesting, but the voice-over was crap and I learned nothing new. Although there was a top quote from his brother Jermaine:

"Michael wasn't a bad guy. He never threw woman off balconies."

That made me laugh, because it made me think of Tubbs going "We didn't burn him!" in League Of Gentlemen.

Urrrr, look at his face.

"Uuurr look at his face, it looks well weird, it's white when he should be black and he's obviously trying to be white and his nose looks like a ski jump and he has sex with monkeys and he wants to be Elizabeth Taylor and looks a bit like a girl and sleeps in a oxygen tent, with monkeys."

Is what I garnered from that Channel 5 documentary. It was pretty interesting, but the voice-over was crap and I learned nothing new. Although there was a top quote from his brother Jermaine:

"Michael wasn't a bad guy. He never threw woman off balconies."

That made me laugh, because it made me think of Tubbs going "We didn't burn him!" in League Of Gentlemen.

Urrrr, look at his face.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> "Michael wasn't a bad guy. He never threw woman off balconies."

It almost makes you think that maybe he did, but never got caught. What an odd thing to say...

Yeah, but has he had his willy enlarged...is what Channel 5 should have asked, being Channel 5 and all. And WHY did he marry his nanny!? She was rougher than the monkey!

She got her jugs out in a newspaper too which is quite odd.

It's not called Channel 5 anymore, it's just "five" now

The nanny, not the monkey.

My mate met bubbles on a first clas flight to America. He's got the pictures and everything.

You guys got that program too? Cool! Pretty sad though. Suicide isn't far away if you ask me. I'm not really interested in pop music or dancing either for that matter. But this guy has TALENT! Just a shame he had to wreck his face and lose so much respect.

...nuff said.

I think being exposed to the fame at such an early age really messed him up. He just looks like a freak now, and no matter how good his music is, he can't get back any of the respect he had.

hey guyz, this is just an opinion but

michael jackson was a brilliant talent.

noone else will surpass his talent in what he does/did, especially with all this manufactured cr@p we have these days. I just see it as a terrible waste for him to be corrupted by vanity and whatever else. He is a freak now, there is no getting away from that. I just see it as a waste of talent. And I don't believe he molested any kids.

Question:

What did Michael Jackson write the song "Ben" about?

A: His pet rat
B: A small boy
C: A small boy with a sore a##e?

Answers on a postcard.