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1. What is Mario's second name is it:
a) Dave
b) Sandra
c) Ron
d) Mario
2. You would beat some one because:
a) they threw a brick through your nan's window.
b) they said bum in a loud voice.
c) they said "nintendo is poo"
d) they touched your gamecube without written permission.
3. When Mario sunshine is coming out you will:
a) not care because it won't run on a Ps2
b) buy a copy sooner or later
c) have a deposit down
d) have a desposit down on two copies in case one dosen't work and spend the night before it comes out camped outside the shop.
4. Nintendo's best console was:
a) Game cube
b) N64
c) super NES
d) Nes.
5. When you first heard about the game cube you:
a) didn't care
b) thought i've a ps2 and happy with that
c) thougth it sounded good and tried to find out more info.
d) wet your self.
make a note of what answer you got.
You get points for each one: a=2, b=4, c=8, d=16
Add them up and find your catogory:
10-20: your definately not a ninty.
21-40: you dion't mind a bash on Mario Kart and thats about it.
41-60: you got the Game cube in the second batch and preferr nintendo to other games.
60-80: You live, breath and eat ninty. You are either 3 or work for Nintendo.
Enjoy and don't be fussy about spelling.
By the way what kind of weirdo would rather beat someone up for saying Nintendo's poo over some tw@t who threw a brick through their Nans window?
Which they obviously were.
Mwha
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I DIDN'T NEED more info. soon as I heard I put a deposit down and spent the next 2 years mumbling to myself in a corner.