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Folks, imagine there was breakdancing in the Medieval times? Probably no. If there was, it would be pretty stupid because the music must of been totally crap.
Probably Arthur and his pals must of made it up secretly behind the throne......drinkin' booze and havin' a good party. He may of tried doing it in the middle of a dinner ceremony or somethin'. The only way he could get some music was to guillotine heads for the kickdrums, use glass for the hats, and misc. for various instruments.........oooh....you probably know what I'm meaning.
Next thing he would of done is get on the garden and show off. He wold be practicin' hard, or mesing around with his sword. He trys head spinnin' and the next thing he calls it 'Excalibur Stab' and 'Pierce McPierce' because he was a thicko in imagination.
Next he trys to do the moonwalk and calls it 'Sliding Guts'. He shows it off to everyone then slips in a pit of spikes. Now thats history. He made some last words just going in he spikes. It was.....
"Breakdancing is shhhhhh........"
No-one didn't understand what he said and his mates Lancelot and all that try to think of what they can do to make a new dance. They thought hard and hard and hard and hard and hard and then, they made up a few new ideas. This is where they can dance, make music and more. They got more and more ideas that they called up some locals. Then, they made the word 'Breakdance'.
For this, the guys had new moves like 'Arrow Foot', ' Butt kickin'feet', 'The Wheel of Torture Spin', 'Knights Robot' and many more. Because of this, many people went wild, but not like they are on something. Jesters tried to do it and it never pleased the crowds so they got beheaded. It was only the professinals that did it.
They held many contests like 'The Kickin' Breakdance.' Many famous people (not really) like Lancelot, Ben Dover, Crap Patsa and others were in the competition. They danced to the death and the best dancer won the castle and the worst, well... got put to death. The people who were in the middle got a doggy biscuit.
Because of this, the French and co. and others sneaked in to get a glimpse of what was going on. They tried to think up a way slaughter the English, Picts/Scots and Welsh to defeat them easier. They thought simply and got the idea for a dance duel to kill the other folk. Although un-experienced dancers, they made up their own moves like 'Die' and Die Hard'. They couldn't think carefully and did moves stupidly. Then they travelled to the country above them.
It was then the French decided to sneak up on them and defaet them with their moves. The Captain, French Dread, decided to ask the King and co. (not Arthur) to have a battle to see who is the best dancer is. The judges came from both countries to see how good they were. Nick Diamond came in to see how good they were. In a few minutes, the best dancers had a duel in 5 rounds to decide who goes up.
It started like a fart. They danced hard and hard and hard and hard and till' they had a heart attck of exhaustion. They used killer moves and stunts to show off. AS they danced, the guys never gave up and they did too much.
After the hard work, the judges decided it was a ..........draw. Both sides got angry and forgot the dancing in their heads and changed it ti kill. If the judges said one side won, the killings would have not happened as much. Thats why Breakdancing is now a sport, not a killing machine thingyamobre.
There you have it. It came in my head....now I am stupid becuase I said so.
UW.
Probably Arthur and his pals must of made it up secretly behind the throne......drinkin' booze and havin' a good party. He may of tried doing it in the middle of a dinner ceremony or somethin'. The only way he could get some music was to guillotine heads for the kickdrums, use glass for the hats, and misc. for various instruments.........oooh....you probably know what I'm meaning.
Next thing he would of done is get on the garden and show off. He wold be practicin' hard, or mesing around with his sword. He trys head spinnin' and the next thing he calls it 'Excalibur Stab' and 'Pierce McPierce' because he was a thicko in imagination.
Next he trys to do the moonwalk and calls it 'Sliding Guts'. He shows it off to everyone then slips in a pit of spikes. Now thats history. He made some last words just going in he spikes. It was.....
"Breakdancing is shhhhhh........"
No-one didn't understand what he said and his mates Lancelot and all that try to think of what they can do to make a new dance. They thought hard and hard and hard and hard and hard and then, they made up a few new ideas. This is where they can dance, make music and more. They got more and more ideas that they called up some locals. Then, they made the word 'Breakdance'.
For this, the guys had new moves like 'Arrow Foot', ' Butt kickin'feet', 'The Wheel of Torture Spin', 'Knights Robot' and many more. Because of this, many people went wild, but not like they are on something. Jesters tried to do it and it never pleased the crowds so they got beheaded. It was only the professinals that did it.
They held many contests like 'The Kickin' Breakdance.' Many famous people (not really) like Lancelot, Ben Dover, Crap Patsa and others were in the competition. They danced to the death and the best dancer won the castle and the worst, well... got put to death. The people who were in the middle got a doggy biscuit.
Because of this, the French and co. and others sneaked in to get a glimpse of what was going on. They tried to think up a way slaughter the English, Picts/Scots and Welsh to defeat them easier. They thought simply and got the idea for a dance duel to kill the other folk. Although un-experienced dancers, they made up their own moves like 'Die' and Die Hard'. They couldn't think carefully and did moves stupidly. Then they travelled to the country above them.
It was then the French decided to sneak up on them and defaet them with their moves. The Captain, French Dread, decided to ask the King and co. (not Arthur) to have a battle to see who is the best dancer is. The judges came from both countries to see how good they were. Nick Diamond came in to see how good they were. In a few minutes, the best dancers had a duel in 5 rounds to decide who goes up.
It started like a fart. They danced hard and hard and hard and hard and till' they had a heart attck of exhaustion. They used killer moves and stunts to show off. AS they danced, the guys never gave up and they did too much.
After the hard work, the judges decided it was a ..........draw. Both sides got angry and forgot the dancing in their heads and changed it ti kill. If the judges said one side won, the killings would have not happened as much. Thats why Breakdancing is now a sport, not a killing machine thingyamobre.
There you have it. It came in my head....now I am stupid becuase I said so.
UW.
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Ultima, You are a lunatic of quite splendid proportions... and I like that.
Talking about break dancing brings back funny memories.
2 days ago I tried breakdancing, for a laugh, on the floor. My friend was there too. Failure. I also tried doing that thing which Eddie from SSX Tricky does on his board. Failure. Jumped on bed. Success!
2 days ago I tried breakdancing, for a laugh, on the floor. My friend was there too. Failure. I also tried doing that thing which Eddie from SSX Tricky does on his board. Failure. Jumped on bed. Success!
Thank you.
:-D
:-D
Ultima Weapon wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Well done.
>
> Excellent.
>
> Thankin' you.
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I was expecting a 'well done on your win too AfroJoe!'.
;-)
Nah, not really. :-)
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Well done.
>
> Excellent.
>
> Thankin' you.
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I was expecting a 'well done on your win too AfroJoe!'.
;-)
Nah, not really. :-)
Well done.
Excellent.
Excellent.
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