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"I am Turok"

Yeah, thats right. I entered. I need money and my name would still be Joby those people are just idiots and think I will change it.

Soon as I have my 500 I will be happy.

Who else is Turok?

Hey, can I ask how you got your job there? Did you go in and ask? I'm thinking of working there

Wow I was a bit gone. Anyways, I actually fear they will choose me because of my job in GAME and I have to wear a name tag and everything.

Ah crap.

:(

I am turok. dunosuar hunter,

ui hate do much to drunk and now its telly funny. ah. kife sucks llol

lalakersrule wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
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> Hur hur Turok, well I never, what next "Hi my name's Master
> Chief"
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>
> *hides deed poll name change for master chef*
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> now you're just being crazy .........

Even worse: -

"Hey i'm Mario, I star in a videogame!"

What is the world coming to?

Tiltawhirl wrote:

> Hur hur Turok, well I never, what next "Hi my name's Master
> Chief"


*hides deed poll name change for master chef*

now you're just being crazy .........

But he's called Turok, he deserves to be hit.

*please note anyone who reads this who is called Turok, I'm only yokin*

Hur hur Turok, well I never, what next "Hi my name's Master Chief"

you'd have to be a pretty unstable person in society to go around beating people up beause of their name

Okay the advertising will work for a while but they'll have a law suit on their hands cuase the dudes who are called Turok are all gonna get beaten up, there's no doubt about it, if I met someone called Turok i'd want to hit him and so would lots of other people.

I think we should have a national 'hit the tw@ts called Turok day' that'll learn em. Damn punks wanting to have their name changed to be called after a big gay red indian guy in a g-string.

Or they'll just get laughed at. They'll spend the 500 quid, then realise they're lumbered with an X-Box and a really gay name. They can use the X-Box for throwing at pooftas, but they're all stuck with the really really gay name. And then it'll be on the news that they all accidentally stamped and punched themselves to death.

Yup. It's already been on my radio now, when the DJ was doing the usual bit of talking, that bores the hell out of you. In the middle:

"And did you here this? The makers of Turok on the Xbox and PC have......."

So it's working.