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How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
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Insane Bartender wrote:
> IB wrote:
> I think I must skip this part, especially since there
> isn't a decent sized shower in my bathroom.
>
>
> replace "shower" with "mirror please.
allready done
> IB wrote:
> I think I must skip this part, especially since there
> isn't a decent sized shower in my bathroom.
>
>
> replace "shower" with "mirror please.
allready done
Insane Bartender wrote:
> sedgie wrote:
>
>
> How men get showered:
>
> Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
>
> No, take off clothes before even entering the bathroom, lay them on
> the bed for later sorting, wrap a towel around my waist and make for
> the bathroom.
>
>
> Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
>
> I think I must skip this part, especially since there isn't a decent
> sized shower in my bathroom.
>
> Admire size of manhood.
>
> Having never walked into the shower with a raging hard-on, it's never
> really that impressive looking, so I skip this part too.
>
> Start shower.
>
> yup.
>
> Pee in shower.
>
> Never have, never will. Absolutely cretinous if anyone does that.
>
> Wash hair with water for two minutes.
>
> Add shampoo (usually head and shoulders, since it's one of the few
> anti-dandruff shampoos that *actually* stops dandruff)
>
> Get out.
>
> before this, wash body all over with soap/shower gel
>
> Drip all water all over the floor.
>
> No, I dry myself while still stood in the shower.
>
> Admire yourself in mirror again.
>
> see above
>
> Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
>
> Nope, go into bedroom, fold towel and place on the bed, admire myself
> in the full-length mirror in my bedroom long enough to notice my
> double chin and then get dressed.
>
> Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your
> floor.
>
> clean clothes every time, unlike some people I'm guessing.
ok
> sedgie wrote:
>
>
> How men get showered:
>
> Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
>
> No, take off clothes before even entering the bathroom, lay them on
> the bed for later sorting, wrap a towel around my waist and make for
> the bathroom.
>
>
> Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
>
> I think I must skip this part, especially since there isn't a decent
> sized shower in my bathroom.
>
> Admire size of manhood.
>
> Having never walked into the shower with a raging hard-on, it's never
> really that impressive looking, so I skip this part too.
>
> Start shower.
>
> yup.
>
> Pee in shower.
>
> Never have, never will. Absolutely cretinous if anyone does that.
>
> Wash hair with water for two minutes.
>
> Add shampoo (usually head and shoulders, since it's one of the few
> anti-dandruff shampoos that *actually* stops dandruff)
>
> Get out.
>
> before this, wash body all over with soap/shower gel
>
> Drip all water all over the floor.
>
> No, I dry myself while still stood in the shower.
>
> Admire yourself in mirror again.
>
> see above
>
> Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
>
> Nope, go into bedroom, fold towel and place on the bed, admire myself
> in the full-length mirror in my bedroom long enough to notice my
> double chin and then get dressed.
>
> Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your
> floor.
>
> clean clothes every time, unlike some people I'm guessing.
ok
IB wrote:
> I think I must skip this part, especially since there
> isn't a decent sized shower in my bathroom.
replace "shower" with "mirror please.
> I think I must skip this part, especially since there
> isn't a decent sized shower in my bathroom.
replace "shower" with "mirror please.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> That was funny because it's true. Except for the sucking in of the
> beer belly
>
> *flexes six pac*
>
>
my mistake
> That was funny because it's true. Except for the sucking in of the
> beer belly
>
> *flexes six pac*
>
>
my mistake
sedgie wrote:
> How men get showered:
>
> Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
No, take off clothes before even entering the bathroom, lay them on the bed for later sorting, wrap a towel around my waist and make for the bathroom.
> Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
I think I must skip this part, especially since there isn't a decent sized shower in my bathroom.
> Admire size of manhood.
Having never walked into the shower with a raging hard-on, it's never really that impressive looking, so I skip this part too.
> Start shower.
yup.
> Pee in shower.
Never have, never will. Absolutely cretinous if anyone does that.
> Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Add shampoo (usually head and shoulders, since it's one of the few anti-dandruff shampoos that *actually* stops dandruff)
> Get out.
before this, wash body all over with soap/shower gel
> Drip all water all over the floor.
No, I dry myself while still stood in the shower.
> Admire yourself in mirror again.
see above
> Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Nope, go into bedroom, fold towel and place on the bed, admire myself in the full-length mirror in my bedroom long enough to notice my double chin and then get dressed.
> Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your
> floor.
clean clothes every time, unlike some people I'm guessing.
> How men get showered:
>
> Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
No, take off clothes before even entering the bathroom, lay them on the bed for later sorting, wrap a towel around my waist and make for the bathroom.
> Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
I think I must skip this part, especially since there isn't a decent sized shower in my bathroom.
> Admire size of manhood.
Having never walked into the shower with a raging hard-on, it's never really that impressive looking, so I skip this part too.
> Start shower.
yup.
> Pee in shower.
Never have, never will. Absolutely cretinous if anyone does that.
> Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Add shampoo (usually head and shoulders, since it's one of the few anti-dandruff shampoos that *actually* stops dandruff)
> Get out.
before this, wash body all over with soap/shower gel
> Drip all water all over the floor.
No, I dry myself while still stood in the shower.
> Admire yourself in mirror again.
see above
> Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Nope, go into bedroom, fold towel and place on the bed, admire myself in the full-length mirror in my bedroom long enough to notice my double chin and then get dressed.
> Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your
> floor.
clean clothes every time, unlike some people I'm guessing.
Jetster wrote:
> Well I found that mildly amusing, so well done I suppose.
thank you
> Well I found that mildly amusing, so well done I suppose.
thank you
ShadowDragon wrote:
> Even though this was probably a joke (I hope it is 'cos I know I don't
> shower like that, and I feel sorry for you if that's the way you do),
> it's sexist.
>
> *Ahem* Ros... Mystique... Get 'im!!!
*********
Can't be arsed. Not worth the effort.
> Even though this was probably a joke (I hope it is 'cos I know I don't
> shower like that, and I feel sorry for you if that's the way you do),
> it's sexist.
>
> *Ahem* Ros... Mystique... Get 'im!!!
*********
Can't be arsed. Not worth the effort.
That was funny because it's true. Except for the sucking in of the beer belly
*flexes six pac*
Oh yeah!
*flexes six pac*
Well I found that mildly amusing, so well done I suppose.
Craw wrote:
> Maybe not, but have others?
>
> ;-)
Never!
well if they have then they wouldn't be satisfied with anything
> Maybe not, but have others?
>
> ;-)
Never!
well if they have then they wouldn't be satisfied with anything
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