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Take heavy duty sledge hammer. Place HP cartridge on sturdy surface (not kitchen table). Use as much force as you ickle arms can muster and smash said cartridge. Now, spit on whatever remains and repeat "I will never EVER buy another HP game again. Ever."
Repeat about 50 times, then all your woes will dissapear.
2 find the unicorn, just keep walking around (that's the only way 2 explain it)!