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"I just remembered"

Some crazy person kicked me in the balls on Friday night...

I've never been in as much pain... yet I forgot.

I think they might be broken

Now let all men reply and say how sore it is to get kicked in the nads

Some crazy person kicked me in the balls on Friday night...

I've never been in as much pain... yet I forgot.

I think they might be broken

Now let all men reply and say how sore it is to get kicked in the nads

Soon as I get mine back from the Ex, I'll try and remember

It hurts like hell, it makes me feel a bit sick after it happens.

Goatboy wrote:
> Soon as I get mine back from the Ex, I'll try and remember

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You might need them if you're getting laid at week-end

I remember the last time it happened to me. Hurts soo much, lucky I was drunk so it eased the pain.

I remember playing for my primary school football team and someone hit the ball up high and I was watching the ball and swung to kick it and connected with a poor little lad, hit him square in the groin. I didn't get booked as it was an accident. The little lad got taken off and sat crying for the rest of the first half.
To show I didn't mean it I gave him some Football cards after the game. Kicks to the nads just ain't nice.

My house mate last year got his twisted wgile he was asleep. He woke up in agony and had to go to the hospital in a taxi. His face was as white a sheet. I sometimes feel sorry for the male population (sometimes)

SHEEPY wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Soon as I get mine back from the Ex, I'll try and remember
>
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>
> You might need them if you're getting laid at week-end


*ring ring* *ring ring*

Hello

Hello B*tch - it's goaty

Hi - what do you want

Can I have my balls back please

Yeah sure - why do you want them ?

Cos I'm getting laid on Saturday

hang on a mo

*sound of mincer in background*

Oh dear - they seem to have beed fed to the cat - sorry

*click*

Rosalind wrote:
> My house mate last year got his twisted wgile he was asleep. He woke
> up in agony and had to go to the hospital in a taxi. His face was as
> white a sheet. I sometimes feel sorry for the male population
> (sometimes)

Twisted while he slept? There's a man with something to hide, mehtinks. Twisted while he slept indeed.

I remember when I was a nipper, playing cricket for my school and deciding that I didn't fancy stuffing the communial box down my kegs. Low and behold, well just low really, I got hit in the meat and two bald blokes called Reg, by the oppositions "fast" bowler.

The problem is that your danglies are as important as your brain. Your noggin is protected by your cranium but the goolies, to get technical for a moment, are not at all protected and have to hang free so the temperature of your testes (blimey a real term) is never too high.

So if you get whacked there your brain tells you it blooming well hurts a lot, just to warn you not to do it again....

Thanks a lot for that.

Anyway, you have my sympathies.

nh wrote:

> *ring ring* *ring ring*
>
> *click*

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You're her aren't you?
We're finished. You cow. I never want to see you again.

Er...can I please have the DVD player and TV I bought you back please?