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"Behind the scenes - What they didn't want you to see"

Making a game must be a pretty good job, and totally hassle free. Well, if you thought that, you were wrong. Making a game must take time, consideration and careful planning so that everything goes to plan and everyone gets exactly what they want. Have you ever thought about what game developers didn’t want you to see?

Behind the scenes at Mario Sunshine

Mario: Are you happy with the amount we are getting paid?
Bowser: Well, to be or not to be that is the question.
Mario: What are you talking about?
Bowser: A, the joys of reciting some of my favourite Shakesperian quotes. But I am happy with the amount of money I have received from My Mimamoto. He is a very pleasant man.
Mario: ???
Miyamoto: Get in character everyone its Showtime!
Bowser: (To Mario) I’m going to beat you up so bad, that you ain’t going to know what has hit you! Was that okay old chap?
Mario: Yes, It was a very gooda…

Behind the scenes at Luigi’s Mansion

Miyamoto: Listen up Luigi, you are going to come in from the left and three ghosts are going to start attacking you. You can’t fight back and you will fall to the fall and ‘Game Over’
Luigi: (In Italian style voice) l I don’t think so. Why have I gotta die, it is a totally stupid. I don’t wanta to do it, if you shoot that bit, you can geta someone elser to do it.
(Luigi walks off in a tantrum)
Miyamoto: Okay. Hey, have we still got Mario’s number?

Behind the Scenes at Resident Evil

Worker: How do you want this door, Shinji?
Mikami: Make it so it really creaks loads. Gamers that buy this must think it is already like this.
Worker: Alright. Wait, there done.
Mikami: Let’s try it out.
(Creeeeeeaaaaaaakkkkkkkk)
Mikami: That works a treat. That’s sure to scare the gamers.

In the Resident Evil make-up studio

Make-up artist: Right, what are you going to be?
Extra: I’m going to be one of the massive zombies.
Make-up artist: Okay. I get my face paints out then…
Extra: Face paints…
(About 4 hours later)
Make-up artist: Finished. Let’s take a look in the mirror, yeah?
Extra: Okay
(A massive mirror is brought over)
Extra: Ahhh, there is a zombie in the mirror…
Make-up artist: That’s you!
Extra: I look well good.
(Walks around in a zombie type way)
(In walks Shinji Mikami)
Mikami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! A zombie!!!!!

Behind the scenes at MGS2

Snake: How do I work this gun? I seems really complicated, no buttons work!
Kojima: That is because it is a toy one. This is the real thing.
(Kojima hands the tranquilliser to Snake)
Snake: All I have to do is squeeze the trigger, and it will shoot?
Kojima: Yes, but don’t point it anywhere near someone and shoot i…
(Snake pulls the trigger and a tranquilliser dart goes into Kojima)
Snake: Hideo are you okay. Hideo, Hideo stop fooling around, Hideo, H..I..D..E..O!!!

Behind the scenes at Special Reserve.com

Tony: I am trying to think of ways to make the Gameaday offices look better. Got any ideas?
Shroeder: We could re-paint the walls, and give Liquid a GAD.
Brad: Yeah, and bring in some decent chairs.
Snuggly: Great ideas. What about maybe bringing in some kind of decorator.
Tony: They are great ideas, lads. Maybe we…
(Hercules, a fake staff member walks in)
Hercules: Hey everyone. I have brought doughnuts and drinks for everyone. I have got some ideas…
Tony: Who are you?
Hercules: I’m the new staff member.
Tony: No you are not. You think you are. Go away.
(Hercules starts walking to the door with his head down)
Tony: Wait…
(Hercules lifts his head up thinking they want him to stay!)
Tony: Leave the doughnuts and drink on the table….

Liquid

Making a game must be a pretty good job, and totally hassle free. Well, if you thought that, you were wrong. Making a game must take time, consideration and careful planning so that everything goes to plan and everyone gets exactly what they want. Have you ever thought about what game developers didn’t want you to see?

Behind the scenes at Mario Sunshine

Mario: Are you happy with the amount we are getting paid?
Bowser: Well, to be or not to be that is the question.
Mario: What are you talking about?
Bowser: A, the joys of reciting some of my favourite Shakesperian quotes. But I am happy with the amount of money I have received from My Mimamoto. He is a very pleasant man.
Mario: ???
Miyamoto: Get in character everyone its Showtime!
Bowser: (To Mario) I’m going to beat you up so bad, that you ain’t going to know what has hit you! Was that okay old chap?
Mario: Yes, It was a very gooda…

Behind the scenes at Luigi’s Mansion

Miyamoto: Listen up Luigi, you are going to come in from the left and three ghosts are going to start attacking you. You can’t fight back and you will fall to the fall and ‘Game Over’
Luigi: (In Italian style voice) l I don’t think so. Why have I gotta die, it is a totally stupid. I don’t wanta to do it, if you shoot that bit, you can geta someone elser to do it.
(Luigi walks off in a tantrum)
Miyamoto: Okay. Hey, have we still got Mario’s number?

Behind the Scenes at Resident Evil

Worker: How do you want this door, Shinji?
Mikami: Make it so it really creaks loads. Gamers that buy this must think it is already like this.
Worker: Alright. Wait, there done.
Mikami: Let’s try it out.
(Creeeeeeaaaaaaakkkkkkkk)
Mikami: That works a treat. That’s sure to scare the gamers.

In the Resident Evil make-up studio

Make-up artist: Right, what are you going to be?
Extra: I’m going to be one of the massive zombies.
Make-up artist: Okay. I get my face paints out then…
Extra: Face paints…
(About 4 hours later)
Make-up artist: Finished. Let’s take a look in the mirror, yeah?
Extra: Okay
(A massive mirror is brought over)
Extra: Ahhh, there is a zombie in the mirror…
Make-up artist: That’s you!
Extra: I look well good.
(Walks around in a zombie type way)
(In walks Shinji Mikami)
Mikami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! A zombie!!!!!

Behind the scenes at MGS2

Snake: How do I work this gun? I seems really complicated, no buttons work!
Kojima: That is because it is a toy one. This is the real thing.
(Kojima hands the tranquilliser to Snake)
Snake: All I have to do is squeeze the trigger, and it will shoot?
Kojima: Yes, but don’t point it anywhere near someone and shoot i…
(Snake pulls the trigger and a tranquilliser dart goes into Kojima)
Snake: Hideo are you okay. Hideo, Hideo stop fooling around, Hideo, H..I..D..E..O!!!

Behind the scenes at Special Reserve.com

Tony: I am trying to think of ways to make the Gameaday offices look better. Got any ideas?
Shroeder: We could re-paint the walls, and give Liquid a GAD.
Brad: Yeah, and bring in some decent chairs.
Snuggly: Great ideas. What about maybe bringing in some kind of decorator.
Tony: They are great ideas, lads. Maybe we…
(Hercules, a fake staff member walks in)
Hercules: Hey everyone. I have brought doughnuts and drinks for everyone. I have got some ideas…
Tony: Who are you?
Hercules: I’m the new staff member.
Tony: No you are not. You think you are. Go away.
(Hercules starts walking to the door with his head down)
Tony: Wait…
(Hercules lifts his head up thinking they want him to stay!)
Tony: Leave the doughnuts and drink on the table….

Liquid

oh my god your the one aren't you ?!

Hoho, the last bit nearly made me laugh but didnt. The rest was "ok" though.

*cough cough*

Hoho

Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> oh my god your the one aren't you ?!

the one what?

LOL, sorry but *that* was funny!

:D

Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> the biggest GAY in the world

Shut up, prat.

hehe your funny.

Shut up Mr. Chainsaw, my brother is a good few years younger than most of us and he spent a lot of time writing that - the least you can do is not write anything stupid in it - he's quite upset.

I guess we know why everyone hates you and you are universally known as a fool now don't we?

Idiot.

sorry mummy, i dont want a smacked botty boo. please dont call me a fool i'll cry boooooooooooooooooooo

*Sighs*