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Sat 18/05/02 at 21:49
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I got this in an email today, and though it be funny:

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heinekin condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps keep the doctor away!
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
Sun 19/05/02 at 22:54
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Rakuga wrote:
> Here's one I made up...
> Milk - Are you full of the white stuff..
>
> *hopes he doesn't get banned*

If you get banned for that I'll be facing a firing squard for my second one!

Access condoms - Your flexible friend
PlayStation 2 condoms - Welcome to The Third Place
Sun 19/05/02 at 22:33
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"Fear my wrath..."
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Here's one I made up...
Milk - Are you full of the white stuff..

*hopes he doesn't get banned*
Sun 19/05/02 at 19:41
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"smile, it's free"
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Here's a few:

L'Oreal condoms - "because she's worth it"
American Express condoms - "don't leave home without it"
Esse condoms - "put a tiger in your tank"
WINS Radio condoms - "Give us 20 minutes and we'll give you the world."
Maxwell House condoms - "Good to the last drop"
Timex condoms - "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
Volkswagen condoms - "Think small"
Sun 19/05/02 at 19:33
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Skittles Condoms: Taste the Rainbow
Sun 19/05/02 at 19:16
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"I'm not Orgazmo"
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How could you miss..

No frills Condoms
Sun 19/05/02 at 18:17
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The post office condom - What a good idea!
The starburst condom - Get your juices going!!!
The Club bar condom - If ya like alotta chocolate on ya. . .join our club!
The Bounty condom - Now even stronger and more absorbent!
The Kit Kat condom - Have a break. (ouch!)
Sun 19/05/02 at 18:10
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How about Playstation 2 condoms: for when you want to be in the Third Place?
Sun 19/05/02 at 17:03
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I've just got to lool at that, especially the last one!
Sun 19/05/02 at 16:59
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LOL!!!!!!!! that is funny and true
Sun 19/05/02 at 14:06
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lol. Great stuff, V funny

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