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Just read in another post that you can shoot seagulls in it. For this reason alone, it deserves to be rewarded.
I hate seagulls. But at least they're not pigeons. Pigeons are the birds of the devil, with their beady eyes, and scabby feet, and pecky-pecky-peck at the dirty breadcrumbs.
I hate seagulls. But at least they're not pigeons. Pigeons are the birds of the devil, with their beady eyes, and scabby feet, and pecky-pecky-peck at the dirty breadcrumbs.
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Just read in another post that you can shoot seagulls in it. For this reason alone, it deserves to be rewarded.
I hate seagulls. But at least they're not pigeons. Pigeons are the birds of the devil, with their beady eyes, and scabby feet, and pecky-pecky-peck at the dirty breadcrumbs.
I hate seagulls. But at least they're not pigeons. Pigeons are the birds of the devil, with their beady eyes, and scabby feet, and pecky-pecky-peck at the dirty breadcrumbs.
And they live, sleep, shag and die in their own crap.
Are you one of those blokes that walk round in circles all day in the park muttering to yourself?
I've been attacked by a seagul twice and let me tell you it is not a pleasant experience.
I live by the docklands in cardiff and the buggers are nesting everywhere!
I live by the docklands in cardiff and the buggers are nesting everywhere!
Nomad_Soul wrote:
> Are you one of those blokes that walk round in circles all day in the
> park muttering to yourself?
People who walk in circles are pigeon-lovers and deserve to have the soles of their feet replaced with slices of bread so that they're hounded forever by the evil hordes of pigeons from hell.
So, no. I walk round in more rhomboid shapes.
> Are you one of those blokes that walk round in circles all day in the
> park muttering to yourself?
People who walk in circles are pigeon-lovers and deserve to have the soles of their feet replaced with slices of bread so that they're hounded forever by the evil hordes of pigeons from hell.
So, no. I walk round in more rhomboid shapes.
I like seagulls - especially the big magestic ones. And pigeons are the "Norman Wisdom's" of the natural world.
Nomad_Soul wrote:
> I like seagulls - especially the big magestic ones. And pigeons are
> the "Norman Wisdom's" of the natural world.
You sir, are obviously a cad and a bounder. There is no such thing as a majestic seagull, in the same way that there is no such thing as a majestic pile of fetid purtrifying squirrel vomit.
And the only similarity between Norman Wisdom and pigeons is flat caps.
> I like seagulls - especially the big magestic ones. And pigeons are
> the "Norman Wisdom's" of the natural world.
You sir, are obviously a cad and a bounder. There is no such thing as a majestic seagull, in the same way that there is no such thing as a majestic pile of fetid purtrifying squirrel vomit.
And the only similarity between Norman Wisdom and pigeons is flat caps.
But pigeons fly away and deliver messages and then return and "coo" with a kind of feline-purring ambience.
Many people eat them in Pigeon pies - which is the work of the Devil [Prince Charles take note].
Many people eat them in Pigeon pies - which is the work of the Devil [Prince Charles take note].
Nomad_Soul wrote:
> But pigeons fly away and deliver messages and then return and
> "coo" with a kind of feline-purring ambience.
> Many people eat them in Pigeon pies - which is the work of the Devil
> [Prince Charles take note].
1: Pigeon pie tastes good, and serves the dual purpose of ridding the Earth of Satan's right-hand-fowl.
2: Have you ever heard a cat coo? I have once, but it was a very confused cat.
3: I've tried strapping messages to pigeons in Trafalgar Square and they never got there. I wrote the address on them really neatly and put a stamp on them too. So yah-boo-sucks to your theory, Mr Pigeon-lover.
4: I'm baffled by the reference to Charly Windsor. Does he eat pigeon pie? Or is he the Devil? Or a pigeon? Or both? Hmm.
> But pigeons fly away and deliver messages and then return and
> "coo" with a kind of feline-purring ambience.
> Many people eat them in Pigeon pies - which is the work of the Devil
> [Prince Charles take note].
1: Pigeon pie tastes good, and serves the dual purpose of ridding the Earth of Satan's right-hand-fowl.
2: Have you ever heard a cat coo? I have once, but it was a very confused cat.
3: I've tried strapping messages to pigeons in Trafalgar Square and they never got there. I wrote the address on them really neatly and put a stamp on them too. So yah-boo-sucks to your theory, Mr Pigeon-lover.
4: I'm baffled by the reference to Charly Windsor. Does he eat pigeon pie? Or is he the Devil? Or a pigeon? Or both? Hmm.
The future King of England is known to shoot pigeons and eat them from time to time. I guess you like him then.
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