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Crime: Ikea Has Been Stolen
Last night it was discovered that Ikea in Wembley, London, had been stolen. It was stolen around 2am, and police were only able to track it along the M25 ring road, until it vanished from police radars. We spoke to the person in charge of the inquiry, PC Nicholas Issrayille, and he said "If you see a large blue and yellow building with Ikea written on the side around London and it's surrounding counties, please call us on this number: 999. Please also call this number if you are trapped underneath a caravan set up by some gypsies. Thank you."
Animals To Get The Vote
It was announced on Tuesday by Tony Blair that in the upcoming local elections, and in the 2005 general elections, animals should have the right to vote for who they would like to see in parliament. This was decided because for the past two general elections, his pet budgerigar Fluffy has correctly predicted the winner, who incidentally, was her
owner. This comes as a major blow to animal rights protesters, as they were going to rally outside number 10 asking for animals to get the vote next Tuesday. One protester said: "Well, I'm glad they have got the vote, but I am outraged that Blair did it before we got a chance to protest about it!" So animal rights campaigners will protest next Tuesday to get these rights ended, so they can protest the following Tuesday for animals getting the vote.
Tony Eclipse Of The Sun: Blair's Head Creates Illusion Of Total Eclipse
Last Tuesday Tony Blair walked infront of the sun, just like any normal people would. But this was an abnormal little walk. A photographer from The Sun managed to get a very intricate picture of Mr Blair walking in front of the sun, and creating the illusion of a total eclipse of the sun. This incredible feat of astronomy and coincidence happened whilst he was walking out of number 10. This event happened when he was on his way to Glasgow where 100,000 people had been machine-gunned down. The chances of anyone else being found alive is remote. But anyway, back onto the important stuff. As you can see from this poorly drawn artist's impression, there was a nice big red ring around his head which made him look like an angel for a very brief moment. Of course, Tony Blair isn't
an... Cont P999.
There is more disturbing stuff at www.insidetoday.tk
Last night it was discovered that Ikea in Wembley, London, had been stolen. It was stolen around 2am, and police were only able to track it along the M25 ring road, until it vanished from police radars. We spoke to the person in charge of the inquiry, PC Nicholas Issrayille, and he said "If you see a large blue and yellow building with Ikea written on the side around London and it's surrounding counties, please call us on this number: 999. Please also call this number if you are trapped underneath a caravan set up by some gypsies. Thank you."
Animals To Get The Vote
It was announced on Tuesday by Tony Blair that in the upcoming local elections, and in the 2005 general elections, animals should have the right to vote for who they would like to see in parliament. This was decided because for the past two general elections, his pet budgerigar Fluffy has correctly predicted the winner, who incidentally, was her
owner. This comes as a major blow to animal rights protesters, as they were going to rally outside number 10 asking for animals to get the vote next Tuesday. One protester said: "Well, I'm glad they have got the vote, but I am outraged that Blair did it before we got a chance to protest about it!" So animal rights campaigners will protest next Tuesday to get these rights ended, so they can protest the following Tuesday for animals getting the vote.
Tony Eclipse Of The Sun: Blair's Head Creates Illusion Of Total Eclipse
Last Tuesday Tony Blair walked infront of the sun, just like any normal people would. But this was an abnormal little walk. A photographer from The Sun managed to get a very intricate picture of Mr Blair walking in front of the sun, and creating the illusion of a total eclipse of the sun. This incredible feat of astronomy and coincidence happened whilst he was walking out of number 10. This event happened when he was on his way to Glasgow where 100,000 people had been machine-gunned down. The chances of anyone else being found alive is remote. But anyway, back onto the important stuff. As you can see from this poorly drawn artist's impression, there was a nice big red ring around his head which made him look like an angel for a very brief moment. Of course, Tony Blair isn't
an... Cont P999.
There is more disturbing stuff at www.insidetoday.tk
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Crime: Ikea Has Been Stolen
Last night it was discovered that Ikea in Wembley, London, had been stolen. It was stolen around 2am, and police were only able to track it along the M25 ring road, until it vanished from police radars. We spoke to the person in charge of the inquiry, PC Nicholas Issrayille, and he said "If you see a large blue and yellow building with Ikea written on the side around London and it's surrounding counties, please call us on this number: 999. Please also call this number if you are trapped underneath a caravan set up by some gypsies. Thank you."
Animals To Get The Vote
It was announced on Tuesday by Tony Blair that in the upcoming local elections, and in the 2005 general elections, animals should have the right to vote for who they would like to see in parliament. This was decided because for the past two general elections, his pet budgerigar Fluffy has correctly predicted the winner, who incidentally, was her
owner. This comes as a major blow to animal rights protesters, as they were going to rally outside number 10 asking for animals to get the vote next Tuesday. One protester said: "Well, I'm glad they have got the vote, but I am outraged that Blair did it before we got a chance to protest about it!" So animal rights campaigners will protest next Tuesday to get these rights ended, so they can protest the following Tuesday for animals getting the vote.
Tony Eclipse Of The Sun: Blair's Head Creates Illusion Of Total Eclipse
Last Tuesday Tony Blair walked infront of the sun, just like any normal people would. But this was an abnormal little walk. A photographer from The Sun managed to get a very intricate picture of Mr Blair walking in front of the sun, and creating the illusion of a total eclipse of the sun. This incredible feat of astronomy and coincidence happened whilst he was walking out of number 10. This event happened when he was on his way to Glasgow where 100,000 people had been machine-gunned down. The chances of anyone else being found alive is remote. But anyway, back onto the important stuff. As you can see from this poorly drawn artist's impression, there was a nice big red ring around his head which made him look like an angel for a very brief moment. Of course, Tony Blair isn't
an... Cont P999.
There is more disturbing stuff at www.insidetoday.tk
Last night it was discovered that Ikea in Wembley, London, had been stolen. It was stolen around 2am, and police were only able to track it along the M25 ring road, until it vanished from police radars. We spoke to the person in charge of the inquiry, PC Nicholas Issrayille, and he said "If you see a large blue and yellow building with Ikea written on the side around London and it's surrounding counties, please call us on this number: 999. Please also call this number if you are trapped underneath a caravan set up by some gypsies. Thank you."
Animals To Get The Vote
It was announced on Tuesday by Tony Blair that in the upcoming local elections, and in the 2005 general elections, animals should have the right to vote for who they would like to see in parliament. This was decided because for the past two general elections, his pet budgerigar Fluffy has correctly predicted the winner, who incidentally, was her
owner. This comes as a major blow to animal rights protesters, as they were going to rally outside number 10 asking for animals to get the vote next Tuesday. One protester said: "Well, I'm glad they have got the vote, but I am outraged that Blair did it before we got a chance to protest about it!" So animal rights campaigners will protest next Tuesday to get these rights ended, so they can protest the following Tuesday for animals getting the vote.
Tony Eclipse Of The Sun: Blair's Head Creates Illusion Of Total Eclipse
Last Tuesday Tony Blair walked infront of the sun, just like any normal people would. But this was an abnormal little walk. A photographer from The Sun managed to get a very intricate picture of Mr Blair walking in front of the sun, and creating the illusion of a total eclipse of the sun. This incredible feat of astronomy and coincidence happened whilst he was walking out of number 10. This event happened when he was on his way to Glasgow where 100,000 people had been machine-gunned down. The chances of anyone else being found alive is remote. But anyway, back onto the important stuff. As you can see from this poorly drawn artist's impression, there was a nice big red ring around his head which made him look like an angel for a very brief moment. Of course, Tony Blair isn't
an... Cont P999.
There is more disturbing stuff at www.insidetoday.tk