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"The Customer Service forum, in song"

Here's a song, to the tune of "Mr Sandman" that represents the Customer Services forum.

Mr. Snuggly, let me win GAD
All the other posts are really quite bad
Give me free games from your wide selection
I need to add to my fine collection.

Mr. Ban-hands, don't delete my post
I was wrong to make such a boast
Please take off your banning hat
Mr. Ban-hands, I'm only a JAT.


Mr. Snuggly, where is my game
I got it free but I'll moan all the same
I put in my claim just the other day
So tell me please is it on it's way?

Mr.Snuggly, sort out the spam
Some of these people seem lacking in RAM
Please put on your banning head
Mr. Snuggly, please fix my thread!

Mr.Snuggly what should I pay?
The GameCube's price changes every day
Give me a bundle that's a really good deal
And why not throw in a free steering wheel

Mr Sandman, why didn't I win?
You chose another and that is a sin!
So please squeeze on your magic nad
Mr Snuggly, bring me, please, please, please
Mr Snuggly, bring me a GAD.

Ah, another song from Meka. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Ah wait, yes I do ;)

Meka Dragon, this thread will drag-on,
cos now I'm stepping on the bandwagon,
writing rhymes for game-a-day,
writing lines to claim some fame,
then invite my prize to help me chase the rain away
Or maybe not, because it seems
the song i got, nobody reads
it might have well as been a 'Monk & Nun' magazine
hidden in the toilet in a sunken submarine
But i am determined to win a GAD
I'd eat crusty vermin, or kill my Dad
I'd even roast my arms to make a Doner kebab
I only wanna learn how to make the judges glad.

I actually thought that was quite good :)

Meka Dragon wrote:
> You've missed my songs really though, haven't you? :-)

*feels the cold round shaped barrel against his neck*

'...yes, definetely'

I got given a stress ball today in my IT lesson.

I'm suddenly glad.

He he, quality. Although im finding it hard to get the tune that is sung to.

The most blatantly obvious and downright dirty attempt for a free game i have ever seen in my entire life!!!!!

Does he deserve a game?..HELL YES!

[lol... wicked song.]

I like the bit about the GameCube price changing every day. And Mr Ban-hands.

Ah, a good old sing-song from Meka. Surprisingly enjoyable. {:)

That's luvverly... you should sing the hook on my MC Sega rap in the Music & Movies forum.