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"Just call me a muppet, go on."

Beacause it's the only time that I'll ask you to.

You see, i stapled two of my fingers. Yeah, yeah, silly of me, I know. But why is it that when this happens, people don't say "You muppet!", but they say "Are you alright?"


Aaaarrrgghhhhh!!!!

So go on, describe your hatred for me.

Mmmmmmmmmuppet! lol. I always get called that by my P.E teacher :(

Staple Guns are fantastic.

Make sure you're thr first one into your form room at the start of the day, grab the guns, and as your classmates walk in fire! Then reload, and fire some more! Then reload, and fire some more! etc.


That's until someone hits you with the metre stick, when you put them down and apologise.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> *laughs*
>
> We've all been there. I put a staple in my finger, trying to see how
> far I could push down on it before it worked. Damn it hurt, but I
> deserved it.

******
Now THATS funny.

Yh should come and call me an idiot soon...

er-no wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> I stapled the underside of my foot once...had a scar for a few
> years...
>
> Nice, I threw myself from a cliff, and survived.
>
> Mate took a photo... will try and find it.

I was being serious! It wasn't so much that I just decided to try it...more like I found the staple someone had dropped inside my shoe and didn't realise til I tried taking off my sock later on that it was stuck to my foot...bloody hurt getting it out again!

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> *laughs*
>
> We've all been there. I put a staple in my finger, trying to see how
> far I could push down on it before it worked. Damn it hurt, but I
> deserved it.

I thought about doing that, even had my finger/thumb in place.

Seriously though, even though I am insane, I didn't do it....

*looks up to Snuggly*

Edgy wrote:
> I stapled the underside of my foot once...had a scar for a few
> years...

Nice, I threw myself from a cliff, and survived.

Mate took a photo... will try and find it.

That's probably why your tagline is ban-hands

*laughs*

We've all been there. I put a staple in my finger, trying to see how far I could push down on it before it worked. Damn it hurt, but I deserved it.

Thanks guys, especially Mystique and er-no, who I could not be a muppet without!

*bows and holds up award with kermit on it. Gets sued.*