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Hi, and welcome to Nintendo goes dating, The show where we try to set up perfect Nintendo couples. Today, the Nintendo charecters that dated were:
Mario and Jo dark who went on a Mushroom Tasting course.
Luigi and Peach who went Ghost Hunting and Cake Baking.
and finally Conker and Anne Robinson (Who said she joined The Nintendo Squad just to take part in "Nintendo goes dating).
First, lets see how Mario and Jo Dark got on, Mushroom Picking in....ummm....Mushroom Land???
Mario: Mummamia, Joanna Dark!
Jo Dark: Hey Sweety!
Mario: I bought you this pizza, Fresh from the oven!
Jo Dark: Why how sweet of you.
*Jo pecks Mazza on the cheek*
Mario: Mumamia she's hot!
After meeting outside the castle they ventured to the Mushroom Kingdom Gardens.
Mario: So Ms. Dark, Where do you come from?
Jo Dark: Rare...hows about you?
Mario: I come from my muma's womb in Italy
*Long, long silence*
Mario and Jo trudge further through the gardens, Mario with his eyes not moving from Jo
Mario: Wow, I find a Rare Red Mushroom!
Jo Dark: Let me see!
*Jo bends right across Mario and he finds himself in a postition where it is impossible to not stare at Jo's.....highlights!!! Mario Faints*
Well, lets see the best bits from Luigi and peach's date!
Luigi: Why Hello Peach!
Peach: What - Everrr!
Luigi: Hey Babe, Whats with the attitude???
Peach: Huh? Please!
After meeting, Luigi shows Peach around the mansion.
Luigi: .....and this is the place where I sucked up the haunter, and this is the place where I swiped that pesky little...
*Luigi notices that Peach has disappeared*
Peach: Down here honey! Lemme show you how to bake like a WHOLE cake!!!
Luigi: Mumamia!
*Peach shows Luigi how its done*
Luigi: But I don't like cake! I like Pizza, Pasta and Mushrooms!
Peach: Well I guess I better go give this cake to somewone who is in fashion.
Luigi: Maybe somewone who doesn't just wear a pink, frilly bed sheet all day!!!
*Peach throws cake in Luigi's face*
Well, lets see how Conker and Anne Robison got on!!!
Conker: Hey
Anne: Hello, Conker, Who is sinking the ship, Who is the largest burden, its time to vote off, the weakest link...
Conker: ......................can we go have some beers now????
Anne: So, The ginger rodent has chosen
Conker: Actually im a...
Anne: a squirral? I know, I was insulting you!
Conker: Oh...you want another beer
Anne: But that will be...
Conker: My 17th, what are you a wuss!?
Anne: No!
*Anne downs 4 pints within a minute*
Anne: *Burp* That'll be my 18th
Conker: You know when you called me a ginger rodent, well i just been thinking, and well, you look more like a ginger rodent than me!
Anne: Conker, You are the Weakest Drinker, Good...
*Conker blows Ann's head off*
Conker: Goodbye, Ginger -------The date was terminated at this point-------
Well, thanks for tuning in to Nintendo Dating. Goodbye!
Mario and Jo dark who went on a Mushroom Tasting course.
Luigi and Peach who went Ghost Hunting and Cake Baking.
and finally Conker and Anne Robinson (Who said she joined The Nintendo Squad just to take part in "Nintendo goes dating).
First, lets see how Mario and Jo Dark got on, Mushroom Picking in....ummm....Mushroom Land???
Mario: Mummamia, Joanna Dark!
Jo Dark: Hey Sweety!
Mario: I bought you this pizza, Fresh from the oven!
Jo Dark: Why how sweet of you.
*Jo pecks Mazza on the cheek*
Mario: Mumamia she's hot!
After meeting outside the castle they ventured to the Mushroom Kingdom Gardens.
Mario: So Ms. Dark, Where do you come from?
Jo Dark: Rare...hows about you?
Mario: I come from my muma's womb in Italy
*Long, long silence*
Mario and Jo trudge further through the gardens, Mario with his eyes not moving from Jo
Mario: Wow, I find a Rare Red Mushroom!
Jo Dark: Let me see!
*Jo bends right across Mario and he finds himself in a postition where it is impossible to not stare at Jo's.....highlights!!! Mario Faints*
Well, lets see the best bits from Luigi and peach's date!
Luigi: Why Hello Peach!
Peach: What - Everrr!
Luigi: Hey Babe, Whats with the attitude???
Peach: Huh? Please!
After meeting, Luigi shows Peach around the mansion.
Luigi: .....and this is the place where I sucked up the haunter, and this is the place where I swiped that pesky little...
*Luigi notices that Peach has disappeared*
Peach: Down here honey! Lemme show you how to bake like a WHOLE cake!!!
Luigi: Mumamia!
*Peach shows Luigi how its done*
Luigi: But I don't like cake! I like Pizza, Pasta and Mushrooms!
Peach: Well I guess I better go give this cake to somewone who is in fashion.
Luigi: Maybe somewone who doesn't just wear a pink, frilly bed sheet all day!!!
*Peach throws cake in Luigi's face*
Well, lets see how Conker and Anne Robison got on!!!
Conker: Hey
Anne: Hello, Conker, Who is sinking the ship, Who is the largest burden, its time to vote off, the weakest link...
Conker: ......................can we go have some beers now????
Anne: So, The ginger rodent has chosen
Conker: Actually im a...
Anne: a squirral? I know, I was insulting you!
Conker: Oh...you want another beer
Anne: But that will be...
Conker: My 17th, what are you a wuss!?
Anne: No!
*Anne downs 4 pints within a minute*
Anne: *Burp* That'll be my 18th
Conker: You know when you called me a ginger rodent, well i just been thinking, and well, you look more like a ginger rodent than me!
Anne: Conker, You are the Weakest Drinker, Good...
*Conker blows Ann's head off*
Conker: Goodbye, Ginger -------The date was terminated at this point-------
Well, thanks for tuning in to Nintendo Dating. Goodbye!
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Hi, and welcome to Nintendo goes dating, The show where we try to set up perfect Nintendo couples. Today, the Nintendo charecters that dated were:
Mario and Jo dark who went on a Mushroom Tasting course.
Luigi and Peach who went Ghost Hunting and Cake Baking.
and finally Conker and Anne Robinson (Who said she joined The Nintendo Squad just to take part in "Nintendo goes dating).
First, lets see how Mario and Jo Dark got on, Mushroom Picking in....ummm....Mushroom Land???
Mario: Mummamia, Joanna Dark!
Jo Dark: Hey Sweety!
Mario: I bought you this pizza, Fresh from the oven!
Jo Dark: Why how sweet of you.
*Jo pecks Mazza on the cheek*
Mario: Mumamia she's hot!
After meeting outside the castle they ventured to the Mushroom Kingdom Gardens.
Mario: So Ms. Dark, Where do you come from?
Jo Dark: Rare...hows about you?
Mario: I come from my muma's womb in Italy
*Long, long silence*
Mario and Jo trudge further through the gardens, Mario with his eyes not moving from Jo
Mario: Wow, I find a Rare Red Mushroom!
Jo Dark: Let me see!
*Jo bends right across Mario and he finds himself in a postition where it is impossible to not stare at Jo's.....highlights!!! Mario Faints*
Well, lets see the best bits from Luigi and peach's date!
Luigi: Why Hello Peach!
Peach: What - Everrr!
Luigi: Hey Babe, Whats with the attitude???
Peach: Huh? Please!
After meeting, Luigi shows Peach around the mansion.
Luigi: .....and this is the place where I sucked up the haunter, and this is the place where I swiped that pesky little...
*Luigi notices that Peach has disappeared*
Peach: Down here honey! Lemme show you how to bake like a WHOLE cake!!!
Luigi: Mumamia!
*Peach shows Luigi how its done*
Luigi: But I don't like cake! I like Pizza, Pasta and Mushrooms!
Peach: Well I guess I better go give this cake to somewone who is in fashion.
Luigi: Maybe somewone who doesn't just wear a pink, frilly bed sheet all day!!!
*Peach throws cake in Luigi's face*
Well, lets see how Conker and Anne Robison got on!!!
Conker: Hey
Anne: Hello, Conker, Who is sinking the ship, Who is the largest burden, its time to vote off, the weakest link...
Conker: ......................can we go have some beers now????
Anne: So, The ginger rodent has chosen
Conker: Actually im a...
Anne: a squirral? I know, I was insulting you!
Conker: Oh...you want another beer
Anne: But that will be...
Conker: My 17th, what are you a wuss!?
Anne: No!
*Anne downs 4 pints within a minute*
Anne: *Burp* That'll be my 18th
Conker: You know when you called me a ginger rodent, well i just been thinking, and well, you look more like a ginger rodent than me!
Anne: Conker, You are the Weakest Drinker, Good...
*Conker blows Ann's head off*
Conker: Goodbye, Ginger -------The date was terminated at this point-------
Well, thanks for tuning in to Nintendo Dating. Goodbye!
Mario and Jo dark who went on a Mushroom Tasting course.
Luigi and Peach who went Ghost Hunting and Cake Baking.
and finally Conker and Anne Robinson (Who said she joined The Nintendo Squad just to take part in "Nintendo goes dating).
First, lets see how Mario and Jo Dark got on, Mushroom Picking in....ummm....Mushroom Land???
Mario: Mummamia, Joanna Dark!
Jo Dark: Hey Sweety!
Mario: I bought you this pizza, Fresh from the oven!
Jo Dark: Why how sweet of you.
*Jo pecks Mazza on the cheek*
Mario: Mumamia she's hot!
After meeting outside the castle they ventured to the Mushroom Kingdom Gardens.
Mario: So Ms. Dark, Where do you come from?
Jo Dark: Rare...hows about you?
Mario: I come from my muma's womb in Italy
*Long, long silence*
Mario and Jo trudge further through the gardens, Mario with his eyes not moving from Jo
Mario: Wow, I find a Rare Red Mushroom!
Jo Dark: Let me see!
*Jo bends right across Mario and he finds himself in a postition where it is impossible to not stare at Jo's.....highlights!!! Mario Faints*
Well, lets see the best bits from Luigi and peach's date!
Luigi: Why Hello Peach!
Peach: What - Everrr!
Luigi: Hey Babe, Whats with the attitude???
Peach: Huh? Please!
After meeting, Luigi shows Peach around the mansion.
Luigi: .....and this is the place where I sucked up the haunter, and this is the place where I swiped that pesky little...
*Luigi notices that Peach has disappeared*
Peach: Down here honey! Lemme show you how to bake like a WHOLE cake!!!
Luigi: Mumamia!
*Peach shows Luigi how its done*
Luigi: But I don't like cake! I like Pizza, Pasta and Mushrooms!
Peach: Well I guess I better go give this cake to somewone who is in fashion.
Luigi: Maybe somewone who doesn't just wear a pink, frilly bed sheet all day!!!
*Peach throws cake in Luigi's face*
Well, lets see how Conker and Anne Robison got on!!!
Conker: Hey
Anne: Hello, Conker, Who is sinking the ship, Who is the largest burden, its time to vote off, the weakest link...
Conker: ......................can we go have some beers now????
Anne: So, The ginger rodent has chosen
Conker: Actually im a...
Anne: a squirral? I know, I was insulting you!
Conker: Oh...you want another beer
Anne: But that will be...
Conker: My 17th, what are you a wuss!?
Anne: No!
*Anne downs 4 pints within a minute*
Anne: *Burp* That'll be my 18th
Conker: You know when you called me a ginger rodent, well i just been thinking, and well, you look more like a ginger rodent than me!
Anne: Conker, You are the Weakest Drinker, Good...
*Conker blows Ann's head off*
Conker: Goodbye, Ginger -------The date was terminated at this point-------
Well, thanks for tuning in to Nintendo Dating. Goodbye!
Hey that was great Ashman !!!
The BIGMAN :)
The BIGMAN :)
Thanks for the feedback, ill try and work on an episode 2 for tommorow!
very cool...highlights, hehehe, hehehehehe, heeeheheheheheeeee!
Hi, and welcome to Episode 2 of Nintendo Goes Dating!
Today, we have:
Jo Dark dating Yoshi
Peach dating Wario
Princess Zelda dating Mario
Les' see how Jo and the cute dino Yoshi got on!
Jo Dark: Hey, cute little dinosaur
*Yoshi just smiles, and looks cute, and green*
Yoshi: Hello (Yoshi learned to talk for this date by the way!)
Jo Dark: So, you wanna get an ice cream?
Yoshi: Sorry, I only eat eggs
*Jo giggles*
Yoshi: No, seriously
Jo Dark: Oh.........You wanna see my gun collection at the Carrington institute.
Yoshi: Guns???
Jo Dark: Yeah
Yoshi: Sorry I was made by nintendo.
Jo Dark: Hmmmmmm...
Yoshi: Sorry but my boss would be upset.
Jo Dark: Ok
Yoshi: You wanna see my collection of eggs
Jo Dark: Ok, sweety!
Yoshi didn't show Jo his eggs though, they went up to his hotel where Yoshi said that he wouldn't allow cameramen inside, because he was doing something with Jo..............
After the date Yoshi commented
Yoshi: I only turned her into an egg, honest!
Next we'll se how Peach and Wario got on:
Peach: Like hello!
Wario: ............
Peach: So, you wanna buy me somethin' cute?
Wario: ............
Peach: HELLO!?
Wario: ............
*Wario holds Peach in a lip lock and Peach seems to enjoy it*
Our cameras turned away at that point and it appeared that Wario had eaten Peach.
ANYWAY, lets see how good ol' Mario got on with Princess Zelda.
Mario: Why Hello!
Zelda: Mario, please follow me to my castle, I have baked a cake for you!
Mario: Ummmmm...I think that happens in Mario 64
Zelda: I see
Mario: And I don't wanna go through that pile of lard, not mentioning any names, Bowser again!
Zelda: Bowser!!! You mean Ganondorf!
Mario: O........K.........
Zelda: Won't you have to in Mario Sunshine though???
Mario: I dunno 'cos the boss says that he might change some stuff, seems pretty dumb though 'cos im supposed to debut in 2 or 3 months!!!
Zelda: O........K.........
*long silence*
Mario: You wanna gimme a back rub???
Zelda: I'm a princess
Mario: I'm a plumber
Zelda: EXACTLY!
Mario: Are you saying being a plumber is rubbish!?
Zelda: No but...
Mario: 'Coz i'll set you straight missy, plumbing is a lot of fun and a perfect partime job for me so...
*Link chops Mario's head off whilst riding on Epona*
Link: Come on, HOT LEGS! Jump on!
*Zelda smiles*
Thanks for tuning in to episode 2...BYE!
Today, we have:
Jo Dark dating Yoshi
Peach dating Wario
Princess Zelda dating Mario
Les' see how Jo and the cute dino Yoshi got on!
Jo Dark: Hey, cute little dinosaur
*Yoshi just smiles, and looks cute, and green*
Yoshi: Hello (Yoshi learned to talk for this date by the way!)
Jo Dark: So, you wanna get an ice cream?
Yoshi: Sorry, I only eat eggs
*Jo giggles*
Yoshi: No, seriously
Jo Dark: Oh.........You wanna see my gun collection at the Carrington institute.
Yoshi: Guns???
Jo Dark: Yeah
Yoshi: Sorry I was made by nintendo.
Jo Dark: Hmmmmmm...
Yoshi: Sorry but my boss would be upset.
Jo Dark: Ok
Yoshi: You wanna see my collection of eggs
Jo Dark: Ok, sweety!
Yoshi didn't show Jo his eggs though, they went up to his hotel where Yoshi said that he wouldn't allow cameramen inside, because he was doing something with Jo..............
After the date Yoshi commented
Yoshi: I only turned her into an egg, honest!
Next we'll se how Peach and Wario got on:
Peach: Like hello!
Wario: ............
Peach: So, you wanna buy me somethin' cute?
Wario: ............
Peach: HELLO!?
Wario: ............
*Wario holds Peach in a lip lock and Peach seems to enjoy it*
Our cameras turned away at that point and it appeared that Wario had eaten Peach.
ANYWAY, lets see how good ol' Mario got on with Princess Zelda.
Mario: Why Hello!
Zelda: Mario, please follow me to my castle, I have baked a cake for you!
Mario: Ummmmm...I think that happens in Mario 64
Zelda: I see
Mario: And I don't wanna go through that pile of lard, not mentioning any names, Bowser again!
Zelda: Bowser!!! You mean Ganondorf!
Mario: O........K.........
Zelda: Won't you have to in Mario Sunshine though???
Mario: I dunno 'cos the boss says that he might change some stuff, seems pretty dumb though 'cos im supposed to debut in 2 or 3 months!!!
Zelda: O........K.........
*long silence*
Mario: You wanna gimme a back rub???
Zelda: I'm a princess
Mario: I'm a plumber
Zelda: EXACTLY!
Mario: Are you saying being a plumber is rubbish!?
Zelda: No but...
Mario: 'Coz i'll set you straight missy, plumbing is a lot of fun and a perfect partime job for me so...
*Link chops Mario's head off whilst riding on Epona*
Link: Come on, HOT LEGS! Jump on!
*Zelda smiles*
Thanks for tuning in to episode 2...BYE!
That was good, can't wait for episode 3 !!!
Hey, brilliant!! Will there also be a 2rd Epsiode!!???
I wonder how Mario feels about Luigi and Wario??
Link has already reacted to Zelda's date, so how would Mario treat his brother and rival (if he still had his head!)??
I wonder how Mario feels about Luigi and Wario??
Link has already reacted to Zelda's date, so how would Mario treat his brother and rival (if he still had his head!)??
Yeah, ill do a 3rd, ill post it either tonight or tommorow,
Thanks for the feedback everyone!
Thanks for the feedback everyone!
So does anyone relly wanna see a third episode???
Yeah, they were good.
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