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"I'm going to buy some fish"

Not to eat though

Goldfish or something

And a bowl with a castle in it

I want to watch some fish

Not to eat though

Goldfish or something

And a bowl with a castle in it

I want to watch some fish

What an utterly pointless topic!!

Goldfish are crap, they just swim around all day and crap out long strings off fish cack, then swim around some more.

Get some piranhas or something.

I might get some tropical fish

That change colours and things

All yellow and red and things

I got a goldfish once, dead by next day.

Avataress wrote:
> What an utterly pointless topic!!

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Is this a piece of your brain you bongo face?

Goldfish rule. You feed them bread when you get bored and they eat it! (Breadcrumbs that is I like putting them in conditions that they aren't used to - Blackrunnat Ribena, Acid and Urine are all my faves

The good thing about Goldfish is their very short memory span. You can use this to your advantage as you can manipulate them into carrying out "jobs" for you, whilst they/it are trying to track down their girlfriend(s)' murderer. As Goldfish never live for more than a couple of years they will never be able to legally get tatoos and will thus will be unable to record any evidence they uncover.

Suckers!

buty an electric eel, and some rubber gloves, no-one will annoy you again. Ever

Tribute wrote:

> aren't used to - Blackrunnat Ribena, Acid and Urine are all my faves

You sick muther. You pi** on your goldfish?

My mate had a party and someone poored a bottle of vodka in the fish tank, they where dead the next day.

Poor fishy's, everytime i've had goldfish they die in about a week.

I suck at keeping fish.

SHEEPY wrote:

> Is this a piece of your brain you bongo face?

Insults always lose over logic.